The best 13 minute flurry of DU Thread Titles ever!

[Mrs. Overall]

Feel the love--some DU Thread Titles during Bush’s Farewell Speech:


Fuck this.. Where's my bong?

Exactly which parallel universe is that goddamned treasonous monkey living in?

I wish his first speech coulda been like this one!

Throw a shoe or two or thousands, anyone? Here ya go . . .

Chimpy looks drugged

hmmm, is he talking about the same presidency I endured for 8 long years???

Oh man oh man, where's a shoe-thrower when you need one?

MUST NOT THROW SHOE AT WALL MUST NOT CHANGE CHANNEL...

I can't believe it's not butter.

Honest to God, I am trying but I think I MUST turn him off ! What a consummate

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

he really thinks the amercian people are dumber than owl shit

Is he REALLY this delusional?

did i mention 911?

lol, he's not even in the oval office

Oh barf.

DRINK DAMMIT DRINK!!! He got to 911 in less than 60 seconds!

Fuck you, chimp.

Good riddance, Asshole.

I do not care if it the last words he will ever speak..I will not watch that lameass

Yippie kay ey motherfucker! It's his last speech!

Every fucking channel??!??

Fuck it--I'm watching *'s farewell. It may prove to be cathartic.

Good bye asshole!

It's now official: Our current President is one supremely fucked up dude.

Tarted Up "Howdy Doody" gives his last "Speech to American People!"

Anyone else notice Bush's wierd swaying?

Horseshit.

Just as dumbshit came on TV, I had to go to the restroom

smirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirk

Good riddance (mass murderer) George Bush

the audience includes ALL the people who voted for him in 2000

oh thank god its over

[annabanana]

1. heh.. We're not shy, are we?. . . .. . .n/t

[MichaelHarris]

2. K&R

It's almost the DUzeys!

[Scurrilous]

3. K & R

:thumbsup:

[liberalmuse]

4. It was much more fun not watching the speech and reading DU.

Good god, do people here have a way with words, or what?
:rofl:

[zeemike]

5. We DU it with humor....I like that n/t

[gratefultobelib]

6. Bookmarked, thank you kindly!

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. How pathetic is this?

I didn't even realize the asshat was saying farewell. Not that I would have watched it or listened to it anyway. He cannot slink off the public stage and into handcuffs fast enough to suit me.

[pleah]

8. K&R The first one on the list is the best.

#2 DRINK DAMMIT DRINK!!! He got to 911 in less than 60 seconds!
#3 smirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirksmirk smirk

Now, I think I will go check them out.

Thanks! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[gristy]

9. can you post the link to that thread?

[Mrs. Overall]

13. Which thread would you like a link to?

All of the lines in my original post are thread titles from both GD and GDP. They were posted during Bush's speech. I just copied all of the titles into the body of my post.

[gristy]

15. Ahh...

I had misread what you had said. Thought they were all posts to one thread. So never mind.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Thank you for this!

Absolutely wonderful.

We're rather opinionated here, and not at all shy.

So articulate, too.

Mine was "Horseshit."

[Wednesdays]

11. When was this 13 minutes?

I am so glad I missed it. :)

[proud patriot]

18. during smirk's goodbye speech tonight

from like 5 pm - 5:15pm

[byrok]

12. I was screaming at the TV,

and extremely pissed. Clicked on DU and started laughing my ass off. Thanks all.

[spanone]

14. junior* brings out the best in the du

[proud patriot]

16. LOL

:rofl:

[EraOfResponsibility]

17. where's a shoe when you need one had me crrrcacking UP!

[hyphenate]

19. Reading the post titles has proven more than

cathartic than watching that maladjusted, supreme meglomaniac, dry drunk alcoholic anytime. And he wonders why no one loves him? I can give you about 1,000,000 reasons.

:)

Happy days are coming! (Well, not happy happy, just happy to be rid of these assholes)

[Gregorian]

20. I missed president They-Didn't-Impeach-Me's speech?

Eight years, and I missed it. Darnit, I even had my shoes ready and waiting.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. I went out and watched the Space Station go overhead.

at 7:01 pm SW to NE.

It was a beautiful bright star, then as it got slightly NE, it stopped reflecting the sun and disappeared.

[DKRC]

22. Just converted DU-virgin roommate with this one post

:evilgrin:

Thanks! :hi:

[uppityperson]

23. k&r indeed. Clueless. Absolutely cluess

[all.of.me]

24. k&r

[barbtries]

25. so...how was the speech?

i cannot endure more than a second of his smirking dumbass bullshit

[lonestarnot]

26. DU fucking rocks!

:yourock:

[SpiralHawk]

27. "Come on. Gimme some credit for well-acted sinceritude. Smirk." - Commander AWOL (R)

[lob1]

28. He steals in and slithers out.

[tbyg52]

30. Oh, if only he had just slithered, instead of getting up on his hind legs and blathering. nt

[truedelphi]

32. Not sure that is an image I wanna think of.

But your comment reveals an inner poet.

[tbyg52]

33. Yeah, sometimes poetry ain't pretty....

:hi: :rofl:

[truedelphi]

34. You slithy tove, You!!

[tbyg52]

37. What can I say? 'Twas brillig....! ;->

http://www.alice.org/

[truedelphi]

38. Need to checkout that product.

As a writer who likes ways to boot my "Writer's block" it might come in handy.

[BrklynLiberal]

29. What an eloquent group we are...and outspoken as well.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kajsa]

31. They are all good, but this one

had me howling,

'the audience includes ALL the people who voted for him in 2000'

:rofl:

Thanks for this.

:)

[NJCher]

35. supreme disgust was achieved

with...

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck."

There just aren't words foul enough for bush but this writer came as close as humanly possible.




Cher

[LuckyLib]

36. I could not bring myself to watch or listen. Not one more minute of that horrific drawl

entering my brain. Heh-heh. May we begin anew with a wonderful new leader and may the Chimp be but a bad memory.