The rumor mill has it that he's actually dead.

[Stinky The Clown]

I dunno ...... how can one tell?

[Blue_In_AK]

1. Weekend at Bernie's? n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Undead is more like it.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Weekend at Cheney's

notice how no one is allowed to sit next to him

[seemslikeadream]

4. Allowed??

I doubt anyone wants to get that close to him

[saltpoint]

5. I for one feel that Elizabeth Dole should consider a flashier look.

That purple dress and fake gold necklace trim just doesn't stand out enough to suit me.

[young_at_heart]

24. I am soooo glad she is no longer my senator!

I gave up sending her e-mails long ago. The few times she responded had laughable answers. Plus, I agree with you about her look----tacky!!!

[saltpoint]

27. Hi, young_at_heart. Agree -- she's tacky on a lot of fronts, actually,

especially that "There Is No God" ad she ran against Kay Hagan.

I share your delight that Liddy Dole is no longer in the U.S. Senate.

[flvegan]

6. Some say you have to have a heart and a soul to be alive.

From there, it just goes to the jury.

[AlCzervik]

7. Bob Dole looks like his viagra just kicked in. Bob Doleeeeeeeee.

[FarLeftRage]

8. pickles looks just has as doped up as ever

with that vacant stare... eeewwww!!!!

[AndyA]

9. My, my what unhappy people Republicans are.

Laura, you're as ugly as always.

Liz Dole, all that plastic surgery, and you are still grotesque.

Bob, Viagara or not, no one wants you touching them.

And Dick...you're a dick. And that's being generous.

I hope there's something special waiting for each and every one of them, in honor of what they've done to the world. And I hope it's as ugly as they've been.

[tritsofme]

10. Haha, I hadn't noticed former Senator Doles. nt

[TygrBright]

11. "Lookie!! We haz blak peepul TWO!! We sitted them in frunt roe!" n/t

[Barack_America]

12. Rumor has it that both Pickles and Liddy had unfortunate facelifts.

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Hehehe...and don't forget Bob. Look at that eyebrow!

:)

[Barack_America]

15. That's the viagra.

;)

[Stinky The Clown]

18. They also both seem to use the same lipstickier

[libnnc]

13. Laura looks like she's ready to poke him with a stick

...poke...poke...dead?

[DRoseDARs]

16. You can tell if he's alive or not by whether he's strangling a kitten or if the kitten has escaped.

If only we had a better view of his hands...

[Poll_Blind]

17. Bob Dole's thinkin' "Bob Dole would never fall asleep at a time like this! (CRUNCH!)"

"Bob Dole needs another pen, goddamnit!"

PB

[spanone]

19. even dole thinks he's expired....

[guapacha]

20. Liz Dole looks like Eddie Izzard

[Barack_America]

21. What do you have against Eddie Izzard?

;)

[Johnyawl]

28. liz Dole has NEVER looked as good as Eddie Izzard.

[Historic NY]

22. Somebody turned off his heart switch.

[MADem]

23. The look Laura is giving him is priceless!

It's like "You asshole, can't you stay awake for ten minutes? Psst--Fred, somebody...poke that jerk!"

And is that Elizabeth Dole behind LB? With Facelift Bob to her left? They've got the same look--like Big Dick just snored AND farted at the same time....

[madinmaryland]

25. What the fuck is Pickles looking at??

That one scary motherfucking look!

:scared:

Does she control whether Cheney lives?????

[leftofthedial]

26. if there were any justice in this world . . .