Krispy Kreme To Celebrate Inauguration With Donut Giveaway

[Are_grits_groceries]

Hey there true American, Krispy Kreme wants to help celebrate the inauguration of your new President by giving you a free donut. Or as Krispy Kreme, defender of America as the land of the obese would probably prefer to rebrand them, freedom bagels. Here's how it works: Obama is inaugurated and you get a donut.

The Inauguration Day promotional offer is good for one doughnut of choice per customer on Jan. 20. No purchase is necessary. To find a participating store near you, visit Krispy Kreme's Store Locator:
http://www.krispykreme.com/storelocator.html

http://consumerist.com/

Yum!! A great day gets better..........

[Donnachaidh]

1. the most heinous GARBAGE to ever be called food

Lard and Sugar, with a touch of flour to bind it all together. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Ikonoklast]

2. Yay! A free greasy sponge!

Horrible donuts. They should be classified as Hazmat.

[trotsky]

3. Pity, all the Krispy Kremes in Minnesota shut down.

They opened here during their franchising heyday, meaning they were over-extended with too much pressure to sell. After the initial craziness subsided (police were no longer needed to manage the traffic!), the normal flow of customers wasn't enough to sustain the stores.

And I don't care if they're sugar, processed flour, and fat. They are fucking delicious. I allowed myself one or two as a treat once a month. Nothing wrong with that.

[whistler162]

4. Dang I was hoping Pies-R-Us would do a giveaway;}

[Warren Stupidity]

5. Donut ask what your Krispy Kreme can do for you

[notadmblnd]

6. Donuts, Muffins and Bagles, I don't see much difference in them

healthwise. So I'm going to enjoy the one that is most pleasing to me. I'm going for the glazed.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6307384/

[Le Taz Hot]

7. I'll pass.

I'm not normally a donut eater but I tried one once. It was the most syrupy sweet grossest thing I'd ever tasted. I took one bite and threw the rest out. I couldn't drink enough water to get that taste out of my mouth.

[liberalpress]

8. Pity you hate them but that leaves MORE FOR ME!

A warm Krispy Kreme donut is one of the pleasures of life. Inauguration-shmauguration. I'm going for a dozen right now. THE HOT LIGHT IS ON!

[lonestarnot]

9. Mmmmmm. mmmm. mmm.

[NOW tense]

10. I would like to think of them as sugary zeros for Bush.

[lame54]

11. for the last 8 years they donated 100% repug

[liberalpress]

12. But they still is TASTY!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. But the chemicals in them suck your brains out

and make you rethuglican.

[bushmeister0]

13. Is this some nefarious al-qaeda plot to pull all the police fro guarding Obama?

[cynatnite]

14. Krappy Kreme donut giveaway...Nope, won't take them up on that n/t