Sign My Farewell Card for George W. Bush!

[Plaid Adder]

A good friend of mine got laid off last week. We discussed the fact that it's hard to find a "sorry you got laid off" card in the Hallmark aisle. She's always wanted to have a second career as a writer of cheesy Hallmark greeting cards. So in her honor, I wrote this "sorry you got laid off" card for George W. Bush. Please reply with your own thoughtful message!

TO A VERY SPECIAL PRESIDENT

You mutilate my language,
You lie and steal and cheat;
And when we face a crisis,
You run like you've got cleats.

Your war is a disaster;
Your "policies" were theft;
We'd offer you a parting gift
But we've got nothing left.

And so we send this card
On your special day,
To say, "Too bad you got laid off--
Now GO THE FUCK AWAY!"

I have a tear in my eye just thinking about it,

The Plaid Adder

[Swamp Rat]

1. LOL!

:D

[hlthe2b]

2. Terrific! Send that one off to Karl Rove's request for letters

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4841496

[democrank]

3. George W. POS Bush

Worst president in American history.

[Spazito]

4. LOL and add my name to that!

Canadians, too, feel just like Americans do:

And so we send this card
On your special day,
To say, "Too bad you got laid off--
Now GO THE FUCK AWAY!"


Says it all for me!

Recommended.

[lazyriver]

5. Roses are red, tulips are yellow...

see you in the Hague you miserable piece of monkey shit.

Probably have to work out a better rhyming scheme...

[tavalon]

6. Let me add, that we're I not terribly concerned that the coming depression

might make each of my shoes necessary, I would send two of my smelliest and ask that you repeatedly smack yourself on the head with them and repeat, I'm such a dumbshit!!!!

I really do wish that January 20th would be the last time I would ever here your name again, but I'm going to be working hard to get you indicted for war crimes, so your slimy name isn't going away for me. That pisses me off a bit.

[Maven]

7. Great card, but sadly he didn't get laid off.

He executed two hostile takeovers and now he's retiring.

[radfringe]

8. here... let me stamp that for you

[Hepburn]

9. Roses are red,

Violets are blue
Weeds are in the briar
So fuck you, you liar.

:hi:

Now go away and eat shit and die, OK?

[ThatsMyBarack]

10. A Hallmark moment from Plaid Adder!

:hi:

FUCK BYE, 43!!! :mad:

;)

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. You think when we say 'Torture!'

It's just about your speech,
But it's 'cos you want men half-drowned,
You're an evil little leach.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

12. Again; He Didn't Get Laid Off. He's Retiring With Full Benefits.

I don't know why people keep wanting to send him stuff saying he was fired, laid off, etc. It's really quite silly.

[BadGimp]

13. I'll try

Don't let the door hit ya
Where the Good Lord split ya


Oh and take Dick Stain with ya

[tomreedtoon]

14. Here's how to rhyme, you lamers!

You helped out all your buddies
Each Boy's Club Millionaire
With bonuses and tax breaks
And now the cubbord's bare.

You helped destroy the unions
Throw jobs under the bus
And sent our jobs to China.
For that, you made no fuss.

You laughed as darker people
Got drowned in New Orleans
And when they begged assistance
You didn't give cold beans.

You sent four thousand soldiers
Into the mouth of Hell
You said you'd stop bin Laden:
"Who's he? Don't know. Oh, well."

The world now hates our people
And kills us when they can.
You ruined our reputation
To prove you were The Man.

You'll never go to prison
You'll never serve a day.
The best that we can hope for
Is shunning, like O.J.

If you show up in public
We will not point and smile.
We'll frown and turn our faces,
you viper of the Nile.

If rest-au-rants you enter,
Beware your food and drink.
When we fix meals for you, they
May have some anal stink.

We won't attend your speeches
Or read your ghost-writ books.
Stick to your former buddies,
or face our dirty looks.

Though atheists don't like it,
Some folks like me will know
Some day you'll face your judgment
And burn in fires below.

'Twill be the Hell of South Park
With Satan, strong and gay,
And his old lover Saddam
To give you a three way!

And if you think you'd like that,
that it's your heart's desire,
Remember while it happens,
your ass will be on fire!

[mnhtnbb]

15. I'll sign that card! Love the sentiment.

[Ava]

16. best post ever!

:applause:

[4 t 4]

17. Love those both add my name please now

Get Out of the house all of you Fucks-Get Out Now!

[AndrewP]

18. Dear Governor Bush

Since you were never actually legally voted President, I'll refrain from using the term President.

Fuck you.

Thanks

[roguevalley]

19. this is fun

roses are red and violets are blue
let me tap you with a hammer and watch you spew
prison is where you belong, with all the other scum
may you never have a happy day, you syphilitic criminal bum

[noiretextatique]

20. signed

buh bye, jackass.

[Demeter]

21. Sheer Poetry, Plaid!

Thanks for sharing!

[Martin Eden]

22. What I would say to *

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You'd pleasure your behind

I'd like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should feel all the grief and pain
From your misbegotten war

Though I can never make you feel
Or think or understand
I'll take solace when you hear your name
Cursed throughout the land

From inside a lonely prison cell
Stark and grim and cold
While every day you pay for your crimes
Till you're sick, heartbroken, and old

And when you finally leave the earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You're going straight hell