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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:10 PM
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Mary & Jesus appear in Sydney man's lava lamp-has helped him with job offers, $, finding a partner
Mary and Jesus appear in Sydney man's lava lamp

AN Australian man says the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus have appeared in his lava lamp and ever since the “miracle” his life has been blessed.

The man who identified himself only as John Smith of Sydney has set up a shrine to the lava lamp in his home and also the holymarylamp.com website.

“This is a true, tangible miracle that is not just an optical illusion. It is visible in all directions and permanently frozen in this shape,” he told news.com.au.

“This happened about a year ago and I have kept the lamp hidden since. I now want the world to know of its existence.”

Mr Smith waxes lyrical about the lamp and its effects on the website, which only had 251 visitors yesterday, and says it has helped him with job offers, money and even in finding a partner.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24916527-5002700,00.html

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6441776,00.jpg
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:11 PM
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1. Looks more like the Willendorf Venus, to me. But, whatevs.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:12 PM
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2. That does look like a baby fetus...
I mean Jesus.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:13 PM
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4. It looks like my toilet after too many white castles and beer
:rofl:
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ima_sinnic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 05:06 PM
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15. lol !!
:spray:
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:13 PM
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3. That's the Genie. He needs to rub the lamp if he wants his wishes.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:14 PM
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6. I rubbed my genie and all I got was....
Oh never mind, have to get my mind out of the gutter :)
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:15 PM
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7. Lava?
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:16 PM
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9. Lava, mt st helens, .... oh my
lol
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:14 PM
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5. Now if God could only solve global warming.
We'd really be on to something then.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:16 PM
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8. So, that's what it takes to get a job and to get laid these days n/t
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:19 PM
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10. Sort of like finding a Palin and the Plumber floating in the toilet.
A miracle of miracles...............
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:33 PM
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11. That happens to me ALL THE TIME!
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Kip Humphrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:40 PM
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12. WANTED: SDWF, 50's empty nester who still sees things in lava lamps. For long-term relationship.
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 04:41 PM
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13. Forget Mary & Jesus; I want to see the band Jesus & Mary Chain perform in my lava lamp. NT
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 05:04 PM
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14. Tell me something that HASN'T appeared in a lava lamp.
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