Bush has left the WH for the last time, Condi Rice is done. Now, where the hell is Cheney?

[bushmeister0]

Bush is at Camp David, Condi just worked her last day (thank God, here comes Mideast peace!), but what is Cheney up to?

My guess is his white knuckles are desperately clinging to his desk while the Secret Service has him by the legs trying to drag him out. Meanwhile, David Addington is on his knees simultaneously chewing the carpet and biting the agent's ankles.

[Taverner]

1. Sucking the blood of children, desecrating graves, torturing puppies - the usual

[mcctatas]

2. He has been repurposed already....

his parts were used to make one of these

[annabanana]

3. What marvelous pictures you draw...

I can just see it, in the style of a Danziger cartoon..

[merh]

4. Are you kidding me?

I bet Cheney is still asleep

[Bobbieo]

7. The look on Laura's face is "so telling". You can see how much she loves him!!!

[merh]

9. If she could have reached him without getting up

she'd have kicked the shit out of him.

[gratuitous]

5. Whatever you do . . .

Do not look in the man-sized safe. Some things we aren't meant to know.

[4 t 4]

6. still shredding things n/t

[DJ13]

8. I believe he has one last Satanic ritual scheduled for Saturday night

[Jakes Progress]

10. In a secret bunker, of course. nt

[Catshrink]

11. Chowingdown on these:

[ThomWV]

12. He and Addington are running the shreadders as fast as they will go

[4 t 4]

13. Office Depot® - Shredders- On Sale Now

can someone please foward this to Dick, most of his are on fire just right now. Really where the fuck is he ? Slithers in and Slithers out.