Ignorant Republican Fuck: "Global Warming? It's 30 below!"

[Condem]

Yes, indeedy, got that pearl of wisdom, today. I just gave the thousand-yard stare out the glass. " Man, you're right. Bush did one heck of a job, didn't he?" How else can you answer to such stupidity?

[Runcible Spoon]

1. I would have stuck his head in some liquid nitrogen and then...

taken a blowtorch to his feet to teach him about climate change :evilgrin:

But yeah, pet peeve #89534854327894: Idiots who deny global warming/climate change because it's cold out. :eyes:

[Condem]

2. Meanwhile, it's 40 above in Fairbanks, AK, Farce.

I have to laugh.

[Runcible Spoon]

4. well then just switch the feet and head position.

I fail to see the problem with my analogy :evilgrin:

[Obamanaut]

16. It is at this moment warmer in Anchorage than it is on my back porch

in north Fla

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. It's damned sad, isn't it?

You just never have a truck full of Liquid Nitrogen and an acetyline torch when you really need them. ;-)

[Runcible Spoon]

6. Very sad, and it won't feel any better to be proven right either

Like "yeah asshole, I'm so sure about climate change that I WANT another ice age just to FUCKING SHOW YOU! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!" :cry:

[rateyes]

12. I do.

Just looking for the right time to use them. :evilgrin:

[Condem]

14. Nah. They just start humming " Barack, the Magic Negro".

This is true ignorance, my friends.

[asthmaticeog]

5. How can I be an alcoholic? I'm not wasted RIGHT NOW! How can gravity be real? BIRDS FLY!

:banghead:

[mrcheerful]

17. How can I be an alcoholic, it's past noon, only real alcoholics drink before

noon would have been a better comparison. Thats about as deep as those who deny global warming are. Meanwhile the nit wits are blaming the EPA for stopping attempts to bring back the heavy industries even though no American corporation has said they were rebuilding America's industry, but never fear conservative minds are at work trying to put an end to the evil EPA. Nit wits been wrong about everything in the last 30 years still think somehow they will get it right this time by changing nothing.

[asthmaticeog]

29. *****USERNAME IRONY ALERT*****

[JVS]

30. LOL!

[Condem]

7. The amazing thing about cold like this.

We took a good size pot of boiling water and threw it in the air. Instant crystals. Not a drop hit the ground! Beautiful!

[NOW tense]

9. That is my favorite cold thing to do.

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. Its raining in the Antarctic ....... yes Raining.

More rain on the Antarctic Peninsula is speeding a melt of glaciers such as the Sheldon, which has retreated 2 km (1.2 miles) in 20 years and is nudging up world sea levels, a leading expert said.

"Rain is very corrosive to glaciers and at least in part the reason this glacier is retreating," David Vaughan, a British Antarctic Survey glaciologist, said on an inflatable speedboat in a bay that had been blanketed by ice for thousands of years.

"The glacier has retreated since 1989 and left this open water. That's the same pattern for 87 percent of 400 glaciers along the Antarctic Peninsula," he told Reuters.

Vaughan said rain was becoming more frequent in summertime on the peninsula, the northernmost part of Antarctica that sticks up toward South America. The peninsula is warming faster than anywhere else in the southern hemisphere.

Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/environmentNews/idUSTRE5...

[Condem]

10. I've given up trying to explain the deal to them, Iching.

They look at me with this blank look. So, now I keep the trap shut. And, smile. Obama starts in three days.

[brentspeak]

18. Exactly. Ask a global-warming denier how cold it is at the Poles and they'll shut up in a hurry.

[Condem]

19. Out here, brentspeak, they bring up the Field Museum in Chicago

I've never been. Supposedly, an anti-global warming exhibit? I don't know.

[zbdent]

11. Global Warming? It was 65 degrees in Cleveland!

Merry Christmas!

or ... as I said in a thread a few days ago ...

SNOW!!! IN CLEVELAND!!! IN JANUARY!!! GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!!!

[TheKentuckian]

13. Worst. Logic. Evaaaaaaaaaah.

Why can't we deport the whole lot to Saudi Arabia and they can make Palin their queen, if they'd like?

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Republicans are unable to discern btween "weather" and "climate"

Weather

Climate

Weather

Climate

Weather

Climate

etc.

[crim son]

20. I've heard that before. My ex, a physicist who is very interested

in global warming and has researched it himself, says that one sign of a warming planet is weather instability - including hot and cold extremes - as the earth and the atmosphere respond to accelerating changes. It usually shuts people up because they have never heard anything about it and anything else they say will probably sound stupid. :)

[Condem]

21. No, crim son.

This is where they quote Rush. Scripture.

[yasmina27]

22. arghhhhh!

I've heared this argument recently too.

:puke: :puke:

[happyiowan]

23. All I know is this.

I live in Iowa and I survived it.

[Condem]

24. Cold like that is sublime, happy.

You might never feel it again. Then again, you might.

[treestar]

25. Try the same idiot in midsummer

One day when it is 90 degrees!

[treestar]

26. Try the same idiot in midsummer

One day when it is 90 degrees!

[Condem]

27. They'll just quote Rush again, tree.

What's the use?

[ljm2002]

28. I always try to explain...

...that the overall increase in temperature puts more energy into the system, causing more extremes, including extreme cold sometimes. But that overall the temperatures are indeed increasing, as evidenced by the melting glaciers all over the world...

Well, not that I'm saying that's what you should have done. Sometimes people are just too dense (to put it politely) to bother with.