Latest RimJob screed:

[Fuzz]

The poor little freepers are pathetically sad nowadays and increasingly more delusional.

Case in point:

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To be a Democrat you have to subscribe to the ideas of:

Killing your unborn children in the womb is a constitutional right. The Democrat party has taken over the role of God when it comes to deciding which children deserve the right to Life and which can be “legally” killed.

Gay marriage is a constitutional right. The Holy Covenant between one man, one woman, and God, that has served mankind well since the dawn of time is no longer good enough. Again the Democrat party subverts the will of God and takes it upon themselves to uproot the bedrock foundation of society.

Big government is a constitutional right. Government is your nanny from cradle (if you make it that far) to grave (and they’ll assist you to it if you don’t die soon enough for them).

God-given rights are a hoax. The “self-evident truth” that all men are created equal by their Creator and endowed with certain inalienable rights including the right to Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness is no longer true. The Democrat party knows a better way.

Self government, individual rights, individual responsibilities are null and void. The Democrat party establishes all rules for acceptable individual conduct and behavior.

Limited government is a quaint relic of past generations. The U.S. Constitution is just a Word document and in the modern world can be edited (or ignored) at will by the Democrat party (the ruling class).

The First amendment does not protect the God-given right to religious freedom. It means there can be no mention of God in any public place. It also means that preachers cannot speak out against the sins of homosexualism. That would be a hate crime. It means that parents who send their children to Sunday School or teach them about God in their own homes are committing child abuse. It means the Holy Bible is a hate book that should be banned.

The Second amendment no longer applies. It was written for a time when men had to hunt for food to provide for their families. The police are all the protection we need today. Just dial 911 if your home is invaded by burglars, drug addicts or rapists. By the way, be sure your burial insurance plan is paid-up so disposal of your body does not become a public burden.

The Militia? Oh yeah. Those right-wing nut cases that run around in the woods with guns. Dangerous people. Proof that guns should be outlawed.

Capitalism has failed. The robber barons need to be controlled. Profit is a dirty word. The government, led by the Democrat party of course, should decide which products and services deserve to be brought to market and they should control all aspects of production and distribution of said goods and services and how much profit can legally be made on the sales thereof. And it’s right there in the Constitution: “The Congress shall regulate commerce.” Socialism is the answer to all our problems.

State and local government? Again, quaint relics of the past. Why have 50 sets of conflicting laws? It would be far more efficient if the central government enacts one set of laws that apply to all states. Multiply that by hundreds for local governments. Let the central government set all standards. It’s already in the Constitution anyway. Federal law is superior to all local laws. Might as well remove the ambiguity and confusion.

National sovereignty, national security, nationalism, borders? This only creates division, strife, bigotry, inattention to universal human rights, unfair distribution of resources, economic stress, national jealousy, and eventually leads to war. For the sake of world peace, we need to establish strong world governance bodies that have the power to regulate governments of individual client states. Nations will no longer need to spend huge sums of money on maintaining national armies or navies. The money can be better used to serve the people globally through universal health care, education, food production and distribution, fighting global warming, etc. World peace in our time! End hunger and disease!

Imagine.

To be continued... (unless or until the right to freedom of expression is also voided).


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2166566/posts

[Arkana]

1. It's nice they have their own corner of the Internet to rage in.

Now they can feel the pain we felt for the past 8 years. Fuckers.

[EFerrari]

2. LOL! I wonder who typed that for him.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. Well, it is Fundraiser time. He needs to stoke the fire.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I've spent my life with Democrats, and I don't know a single one who believes any of that.

[JeffreyWilliamson]

5. He's right, we need to protect traditional values...

Gay marriage is a constitutional right. The Holy Covenant between one man, one woman, and God, that has served mankind well since the dawn of time is no longer good enough.

I propose a federal amendment to save traditional marriage:

Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman and a God. Neither this Constitution or the constitution of any State, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups.

Take that States' Rights!

Every child deserves to grow up in a home with one mommy, one daddy, and one God. Numerous Studies(TM) consistently show that children grow up better in homes with one God, as opposed to children raised in households with no, or two or more Gods.

Why do teh evil libtard Demoncrats hate our three-way marriages with God?

[Left Is Write]

10. Never mind those other multiple marriages -

One man, one woman, and God? Since the dawn of time?

Interesting viewpoint, that. Historically inaccurate, but interesting. :eyes:

[DBoon]

22. If they love traditional marriages so much

I propose a constitutional amendment outlawing divorce and adultery, and requiring all divorced republicans to go back to their first spouse.

[Contrary1]

6. Let it be.

It's gonna be a very long 8 to 12 years for them...a good way to pass some time.

[JeffreyWilliamson]

7. What the hell is with this?

I mean seriously what's the point? What does it mean, don't donate and die? Or maybe if their cesspool goes down they'll die? Or are they maybe threatening to kill you if you don't donate?

Grovelbones says - "If you don't donate to Free Repukelic we'll come into your mom's basement and kill you."

[Shiver]

34. My guess is that it's supposed to be someone

who died waiting for the page to load, but because they didn't donate, Rimjob or whoever had to downgrade the equipment and thus the loading took too long. Or something to that effect. Apparently, FreeRepublic.com is so great, people are wiling to die while they wait for pages to load.

[acmavm]

8. That guy must have the BEST stash on Earth. Or else the lobotomy took.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

9. This isn't particularly original

Sounds very similar to those Freeper chain e-mails. Can't RimJob be slightly more creative?

[Left Is Write]

11. Unoriginal and revealing a shocking ignorance of actual Democratic views.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. This from a freeper?

Naw. Not enough misspellings, grammatical atrocities, random punctuations, or . . . no, the lapses in knowledge, judgment, and history are all there. So it just might be a freeper after all.

Where's Pat Buchanan, come to think of it?

[11 Bravo]

13. If Rimjob spent half the time he devotes to making shit up ..

on figuring out how many Porta-Potties are really needed for Freeper rallies (that would be one), he would still be a dumb shit, but he would save a few bucks on shitter rental fees.

[chat_noir]

14. RimJob has his first quarter FReepathon going on

It is not going well. Halfway through the month, and he's raised only about a quarter of his $80,000 goal.

[ZombieNixon]

15. Homosexualism?

:rofl: Gotta be on the lookout for those crazy Homosexualists.

[alarimer]

16. My favorite thing about this election is sticking it to right-wingers.

I almost do not care what happens; I am just so glad the Republicans lost. I just want to be able to say "you lost, get over it!"

[Crunchy Frog]

17. I don't believe that there's any such thing as a "Democrat party".

Therefore, the entire screed is moot.

[DUlover2909]

32. That's what I was thinking.

When I hear so asswipe pundit say "Democrat Party" on TV I feel like screaming at the host, "Ask him what party he is talking about! There is no such thing as a Democrat Party." They're just doing that disrespectful BS to piss us off. It's like they all got together at a meeting and said, "From now on, never use the term Democratic Party. Just say Democrat Party. That's the rule."

[rurallib]

18. Sounds like he is in a bunker pissing his pants and throwing

poop at anything that moves he is so fucking scared of the images he and his ilk have created in their minds.
The images the right have of the left are all fantasy and easily disproved. On the other hand, right wingers daily prove that the images the world has of them are pretty much grounded in reality.
Rouse that fear and hate Rimjob. It is all you got. But do not expect me to treat you with any respect.

[Mad_Dem_X]

19. Oh, cry me a f*ckin' river

How DARE we want equal rights for all people, including homosexuals! How DARE we believe that a woman should have sovereignty over her own body! How DARE we think people should both live and die with dignity!

Fuck you, RimJob.
Fuck you, FreeRepublic.

This country has been through hell in the past eight years. And you and your kind have set back and LET IT HAPPEN. You are accomplices in the destruction of this country. FUCK. YOU. We're taking our country back!

[Berry Cool]

20. "Homosexualism"

...that's funny. :rofl:

[elshiva]

26. Hahaha! Yeah, it is!

:wtf: :rofl: What does that mean?

[beac]

30. So, does that make he a heterosexualite? a heterosexualic? a heterosexualist?

Oh freepers, always takin' that English language and givin' it a good s-t-r-e-t-c-h, yessiree!

[Lex]

21. The Freepers have marginalized themselves into oblivion. They just don't matter.

Nobody cares about their hatefulness anymore.

[Shardik]

23. Kicking because you found it first...

The man is a fuckhead of the first order.

[FarLeftRage]

24. Tertiary Syphilis

can be a very tricky thing... even Al Capone had his very rare moments of lucidity when he was in Alcatraz...

[elshiva]

25. EARTH TO RIMJOB:

[Shardik]

31. Captain Jack!

Love his show.

[elshiva]

33. A great show. A proud gay man.

:) I'd love to see him take on RimJob. ;)

[Shardik]

35. He's also very big into animal rights

and other charities.

[Politicub]

27. It's extremely entertaining to observe the freepers going off the deep end

They were already unhinged, but the popularity of Obama is driving them absolutely insane.

[anonymous171]

28. lol I love how they support a moralist nanny state yet claim to hate Big Government. nt

[AnnieBW]

29. Dear Lurking Freepers

As of 12 noon on Tuesday, you are officially irrelevant. Any criticism of Barack HUSSEIN Obama will be treated as criticism of the United States of America, just the way it was when Bush was in office. Therefore, we are free to apply the terms "get over it", "America, love it or leave it" and "traitor" to you.

Payback is a bitch.

[Kitty Herder]

36. Listen to that. Do you hear Freepers crying? I do. nt

[NoPasaran]

37. Gee, ending hunger and disease would really suck, wouldn't it?