The French and Their Attempts to Embolden the Aliens...

[politicaholic]

Paris, The People's Republic of France - The French have released delicate and more importantly classified (otherwise known as "incriminating" by the Bush administration) documents about their research on aliens and UFOs over the past 53 years. Since the aliens conveniently showed up after humans had created the jet engine and started crashing test pilots into the desert, it has become apparent that aliens have taken an interest and through France's careless act of transparency (transparency is common with communist countries I hear...where'd I hear that?...screw you, that's where I heard it) the aliens are now poised to dominate the world unless we take bold action.


Cheney handing your freedoms over to the alien
overlords because of Frances freedom hating ways.

Imagine a world where fossil fuels aren't used, education is a priority, and science is considered a noble profession with a pay scale equivalent their impact on society. Makes ya shiver doesn't it? Sure they'll use the 's' word for scientist, but what about the other 's' word...SLAVERY! When you are chipping away at a yet undiscovered metal on some distant moon under the laser whips of your bug eyed masters, think of me and how I was right all along. And then think of me reminding you of it over and over and over again until you just want to smash my face in. But most importantly, remember how France once again screwed the planet and America had to come and save everyone. We either fight them here, or on their own soil like on that cinematic masterpiece Battlefield Earth. You decide.



*This satirical article is inspired by http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17753893/

[Kagemusha]

1. Hmm, good points. I'll bring them up at the next X-COM budget meeting.

China's been dragging its feet. Hopefully that's just because they're being jerks, not because an infiltration UFO slipped through the net...

[Sequoia]

2. Why is so many can believe that the Virgin Mary appears to them

but not UFOs or aliens? Black aliens too....Cool! And France, according to the DeVince Code is where Mary and Jesus' daughter lived.

[Ninja Jordan]

3. UFO's are real