In less than 24 hours, the Rapture comes11 Praise Jeesus11 Series!!

[Ishoutandscream2]

The anti-Christ will take the oath on the Muslin Bible, and then the great event happens. All of us good, Republican Christians will be sucked up to heaven to be with our Lord11 I'm tingling11

[Deep13]

1. good riddance!

We'll have the country to ourselves.

[47of74]

2. Are you on something?

[Ishoutandscream2]

4. Jus good, Christian luv!

Prayin' for the demise of the world! C'mon, who's with me?! Its not to late, Dumbocrats. Beware the anti-Christ, Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Praise Jeebus!!

[Lost-in-FL]

3. Get your guns now!! nt

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. Amen, brother!

Our Lord is a card carryin' member of the great NRA. Lock and load for Jeebus!!

[notadmblnd]

5. Sounds good to me... Can I have your job?

[Ishoutandscream2]

8. Err, well, uh. You can live with my mother.

I'm, ah, between jobs. It's on 20 years now.

[notadmblnd]

17. Your mother won't be accompanying you?

It'll be fun. I'll bring my mother too

[Ishoutandscream2]

18. On noes. My mother is a enlitened Dumbocrat

She calls herself a 'librul Christan.' Like theres such a thing.

[hyphenate]

7. It's Muslim, NOT muslin!

Have you signed a will yet? Where do you live? I am in need of a good car and place to live. I'll also need the combination to the safe and house keys. Do you have a hot tub? That would come in handy. :evilgrin:

[Ishoutandscream2]

9. Someone needs to take care of mom. She ain't a believer

You can have my room downstairs.

[Swede Atlanta]

10. Very funny....

Even if the Bible were the unerring word of God, the whole notion of the Rapture is a modern invention and is not supported by the Bible. Even so this post is very funny. I too think it would be wonderful to have all the fundies sucked up somewhere like in a giant Hoover vacuum.

[Ishoutandscream2]

11. Oh, boy. Another Dumbocrat unbeliever.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama is the anti-Christ11 It's prophesy, people1

[Vickers]

12. I just hopePresident Bush is not hurt when lightning bolts crash down from

heaven and smite the Muslin.

O8)O8)O8)O8)O8)

[Ishoutandscream2]

13. Oh, good point.

Someone needs to pass this on to our dear leader and (still) godly president. Praise Jeebus11

[Political_Junkie]

14. it's about freakin time!

:party:

[woo me with science]

15. Might need this:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html

[Ishoutandscream2]

16. You mean, my doggies won't come with me?

My terrier has accepted Jeebus in his heart.