The guy who runs Production here at work put a big picture of

[acmavm]

Chimpy on his computer screen as a screen saver. I know he's doing it to piss me off. So far, I haven't said anything. I'm just waiting for him to mention it so I can tell him that I've seen much cuter chimps down at the zoo.

I will definitely be in trouble on day this week.

[Swamp Rat]

1. Put this one on yours,

if you please. :D

[Jack Bone]

2. "ignorance is bliss...isn't it?"

That's what I'd tell him, if he brings it up...and then just walk away.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Just giggle, guffaw and generally chortle

every time you pass his comp screen

If he asks you why you're laughing, tell him you're sorry
(inferring: he thinks Bush is god/he's a racist prick/he's a sore loser/he's just a plain ol' loser in real life, etc.) :evilgrin:

[Lucky 13]

4. What a loser.

You don't need to say a damn thing. Just tune in tomorrow and watch with pride and know that your asshole co-worker is MISERABLE.

This is the same reason I occasionally flip over to Fox News. I love to feast on their sorrow. It brings a smile to my face.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Put a half-eaten banana next to it.

Then watch him figure out where the rest of it went.

[lunatica]

6. Send him a sympathy card and say his screensaver makes you feel pity for him

Tell him it must suck to be him right now. Or say what goes around comes around, and we won, get over it.

Snark is good.