Words we are unlikely to EVER hear from Pres. Obama

[SoCalDem]

Add yours

[SoCalDem]

1. Eeeeeevildoer

[4 t 4]

12. Decider

[Happyhippychick]

2. "Internets"

[SharonRB]

3. Axis of Evil

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. NewkYouLur

Bring it on.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. "Now watch this drive"

[SharonRB]

6. Misunderestimate

Strategery

[Jeanette in FL]

23. You took my answer, LOL

Strategery!

How have you been? :hi: :fistbump:

[SharonRB]

29. Hey, you

I'm doing okay, all things considered. How have you been? Haven't seen you around.

[Jeanette in FL]

33. Busy working

We have been working all over the country in remote areas, so my access to internet has been very limited.

My crew is starting a new project in Fairfax Virginia, they got there on Saturday and we were supposed to start today. But the lead contractor (from Virginia) didn't know that they weren't allowing trucks through Washington DC. So my crew went to the concert yesterday and tomorrow they are going to the inauguration. They can't believe their good luck.

I am stuck in Florida until next week so I missing out on all the excitement. But I am getting great pictures from the guys.

I think of you often and was wondering how you were doing. The first year is the hardest.

Are you in DC or up in Michigan?

[SharonRB]

35. I'm at home

as much as I would have loved to be in DC, I think staying home was the right decision.

[Jeanette in FL]

36. It just looks so exciting

We will get to see everything on the TV and we will still be part of history.

But I am happy for all the people that are in DC and it wonderful to see all the young people. They will never forget this moment and perhaps they will stay involved. It is what this country needs.

[Arkana]

7. Decider

[stillcool]

8. Nuc-u-lar

[sakabatou]

9. "Bush was the best president we ever had."

[devilgrrl]

10. Things that we'll never see: Obama rubbing some bald guy's head.

eom

[RayOfHope]

46. Or trying to give Angela Merkel a back rub n/t

[polichick]

11. Amerka

[devilgrrl]

13. "You're with us or with the terrorists"

:puke:

[LeftishBrit]

14. Is our children learning?

Yo Blair! (or Brown)

Coalition of the Willing

[tridim]

15. Pooty-poot, stretch, nu-cu-ler.

"Where's my GameBoy"

"These prezels are making me dizzy"

[Deja Q]

16. "I did not have sex with that beer bottle."

And if that does happen, confiscate the hallucinogen.

[ZombieHorde]

17. "Cannibalism is bad for America."

[SharonRB]

18. I'm the commander guy

[cynatnite]

19. "wanted: dead or alive, smoke 'em out, bring 'em on" n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. "I didn't have sex with that woman"

:evilgrin:

Honestly it was the first thing I thought of.

[Deja Q]

24. Same here, but wanted to put in something that nobody would ever say, much less ponder.

Except me, but my whole life is a sitcom circa 1970, back when off the wall weirdness was the norm...

[Catshrink]

21. "I'm gonna clear some brush"

[wiggs]

22. "Gettin' stuff done is hard work" nt

[polmaven]

41. Prezidentin'

is hard work, too!

[givemebackmycountry]

25. "I thought you we're gonna ask me about the pig" n/t

[choie]

26. you did a good job,_______________(fill in the blank)

[ColbertWatcher]

40. Shouldn't that be "Heckuva"? n/t

[lonestarnot]

27. putt'n food on yer family!

[alarimer]

28. Misunderestimated

Also "nukular".

[dysfunctional press]

30. shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, & tits.

[SharonRB]

31. LOL

:rofl:

[Ezlivin]

32. I'm asking the DOJ to investigate war crimes

I'm reopening the 9/11 investigation and providing full subpoena power.

I'm requesting an investigation into the Bush administration's use of illegal wiretapping.

I'm ordering all troops home.

I'm calling for the legalization of marijuana.

[ZombieHorde]

49. Bwahahahahaa!

[Mrs. Ted Nancy]

34. It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"The German asparagus are fabulous." --George W. Bush, Meseberg, Germany, June 11, 2008

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

[asdjrocky]

37. You gotta catapult the propaganda.

[BunnyBluetimes]

38. Turd Blossom nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Git.

[ColbertWatcher]

42. Mission Accomplished. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

43. Bring 'em on. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

44. Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter. n/t

[Aristus]

45. "We brung freedom tah Eye-Wrack!"

n/t

[Toasterlad]

47. "My Opposition to Same-Sex Marriage Is a Cowardly, Craven Political Maneuver"

[ZombieHorde]

50. Bwahahahahaa!

[Fireweed247]

48. Don't mess with Illionois

[Dukkha]

51. separation of church and state is absolute

[treestar]

52. Bring it on