awww freepers cancel their inaugural ball....

[The Straight Story]

Attn FReepers: The Free Republic Inaugural Ball has been cancelled.
Free Republic | Inaugural Eve, in the year of the Grate ObamaMessiah 2009 | Jim Robinson

Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 5:44:38 PM by Jim Robinson

Sadly, the 3rd Quad-Annual Free Republic Inaugural Ball in DC has been cancelled due to lack of interest. There will be no refunds (seeing as how no tickets were sold - and none offered).

However, now is the time to begin planning a conservative offensive movement.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2167666/posts

[Iggo]

1. LOL..."offensive."

[cynatnite]

2. ..

:rofl:

[HughMoran]

3. Oh, no - how can they possibly be any more "offensive?"

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

7. That JimRob has a way with words..speaks the truth, inadvertantly

:rofl:

[AndyA]

9. They will all immediately stop showering and all use of deodorant will cease.

Furthermore, after spewing their bile shit, they will not brush their teeth or use mouthwash.

Actually, I guess that's really not much more offensive than they already are... :eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

15. More public farting,too.

[rcrush]

4. Were they going to hold one of those purity balls?

Where old men can grope their daughters?

[leftyclimber]

5. What on earth do they need to plan?

Seems like they've already got the hang of it.

Sucks for the guy stuck with the porta-potty bill, though.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

6. Dear Lord, please don't let them dance.

:rofl:

[derby378]

10. They're allowed to dance?

Wow. Their pastors are really getting permissive nowadays!

[SoCalDem]

14. They could always plan another Freep-a-thon Roadtrip

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/SoCalDem/53

The Shannon Bros..(Musta moved their pics)

[notadmblnd]

8. Well, they're always offensive.. in fact it seems it just comes naturally.

[MrModerate]

11. Frakkin'-A!!

Is that a glimmer of irony I detect from "Jim Robinson?"

I think the "offensive movement" he's talking about is a call for the FReeper corps to shit on its collective keyboard.

[Lint Head]

12. The re-pubic-rat-party is dead.

[Stephanie]

13. they're taking it to their hidey hole so they can talk about violence >

To: Jim Robinson
I think a meet and greet and SHOOT holiday would be just what the doctor ordered. Say a bunch of hardcore conservatives on the firing lines around April 15th??

7 posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 5:48:53 PM by Centurion2000 (To protect and defend ... against all enemies, foreign and domestic .... by any means necessary.)
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To: Jim Robinson
Jim prepare this same discussion at our alternate sites, thanks.

8 posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 5:49:17 PM by Eye of Unk (How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! SA)
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[KG]

24. i stole one of their decoder rings. wait! a message is coming through...

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

[Contrary1]

16. I have but one question:

Was the word "grate" spelled correctly by accident?

:sarcasm:

[malaise]

17. I hope you saw this response

11 posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 5:50:04 PM by TheZMan (Secede.)
To: Jim Robinson

So how long did Salvador Allende have before the good guys took over?
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Is that a death threat to Barack Obama?

[ck4829]

18. I don't know if that's a death threat, just someone who doesn't know what a "good guy" is

Good guys?
Good guys?
Good guys?
Good guys?

If freepers like TheZMan are going to be the "resistance" to President Obama, then I don't think we've got anything to worry about.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

19. "(seeing as how no tickets were sold........)"

Oh, that's just sad.

And funny as hell.

[Joanne98]

20. They're to busy calling suicide hotlines!

[hadrons]

21. Noooooo!!!!! All these beautiful people will have no where to go

[lpbk2713]

22. Damn shame .... all those Porta-Potties.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vickers]

23. Aw man, I hope they don't lose the deposits on the Porta-Potties.

:(