I was gonna report Jesus missing, but he has been found! In a rock next to "THC Smoke Shop"

[The Straight Story]

SoCal Man Finds Jesus in Rock

A business owner in Redlands, Calif., says he's found an image of Jesus in a rock embedded in his store counter.

Jonathan Garcia, proprietor of "Cali Style," said his employee, named "Smokey," first pointed it out to him.

"It looks like a picture of -- could be a Jesus Christ -- like a picture or something," Garcia said.

He said the Christ-like cropping was all "natural rock."
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The paper also noted that Garcia also owns a "THC Smoke Shop" next door. We're just saying...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28779518/

[MrModerate]

1. I've lost track of the number of times I've seen god . . .

(not just that piker Jesus) under roughly similar circumstances.

[XOKCowboy]

8. I've seen Mescalito out of the corner of my eye a few times also...

He was real though! I swear!

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Ya mean the one in my grilled cheese sandwich is a fake?

I'll sue somebody.

[The Straight Story]

3. He WAS there, but someone ate him

So he moved :)

[county worker]

4. He should do some pretty good business off the pilgrims.

As in O Brother Where Art Thou, "Had times sure do flush the chumps."

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

That story is just not true...

:evilgrin:

[SoCalDem]

5. Here's a guy who found Rasputin in a cat's ear

[drmeow]

7. Not only did I like your post

but your sig line made me LOL - twice!

[monmouth]

6. There's a proposed $1 tax increase on cigs in Florida. Perhaps Jesus

is in the wrong state....sigh.

[htuttle]

9. "Dude! Did you ever look at this rock in our store's counter? I mean REALLY look at it?"

"Dude?"

"Dude!"

"Dude."

[Shiver]

10. Everyone else gets high and sees Jesus

I never see Jesus. When I get high, I see monkeys.

Although once I saw Lady Eris, so I guess that's kinda similar... :shrug:

[bertman]

11. That's impossible. Everybody knows that Jesus just left Chicago. He was bound for New Orleans.