What church does rush limbaugh attend, if any?

[Philosoraptor]

Seriously, I had a brief discussion with a ditto head the other day who couldn't believe that I didn't listen to rush 3 hours a day five days a week, and bristled when I suggested rush wasn't even a real Christian.

I asked my pal what church rush attended, and he had no answer, but swore up and down that rush is a good Christian man.

[Dennis Donovan]

1. Our Lady of the Boner Drugs...

;)

[Philosoraptor]

2. Our Lady of Eternal Whining

[Doctor_Horrible]

23. Our Lady of the Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles

[Initech]

27. Oxytrinity

[lamp_shade]

3. The Church of St. Condoleeza of The Mushroom Cloud...

quote from a Cspan caller several years ago. I'm still chuckling.

[Uben]

4. AntiOxy Baptist nt

nt

[ashling]

5. 1st Egomaniacle Church of Limbaugh

He's the only member

[recoveringdittohed]

6. Methodist according to Wikipedia

Wikipedia mentions that his first marriage was in a Methodist church.

[Philosoraptor]

7. I'm sure he's at the Methodist church EVERY Sunday mornin'

[timtom]

18. He goes to the same one as

Michael "Savage" Weiner.

Both good Christian men.

[arcadian]

8. I'm still trying to figure out what secret location he broadcasts from.

He prides himself on the fact that it's so secret. It needs to be picketed. Somewhere in Palm Beach.

[KharmaTrain]

11. It's Not So Secret...

The folks in Palm Beach know it well...in fact, so do the local police:



Kinda hard to picket a gated mansion...LOL.

[arcadian]

12. I think that's his house.

The New York Times piece on Limbaugh kept gloating over his secret broadcasting studio.

[monmouth]

19. He broadcasts from Clear Channel buiding off of 45th Street, cross street Village Blvd...n/t

[arcadian]

24. Hmmmm... Which one is it?

http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&FORM=LMLTCP&cp=26.759428~-80.10065&style=h&lvl=18&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&scene=17802655&phx=0&phy=0&phscl=1&encType=1

[TheFarseer]

9. I've never heard Rush say

that he is holier than thou like so many of those radio idiots. It's maybe the one thing I will give him credit for is not being a hypocrite on that.

[Canuckistanian]

10. I've listened to Rush for decades

I Never ONCE heard him say he even WENT INTO A CHURCH, let alone belonged to one.

He does do the standard atheist-bashing, but as for his own personal beliefs, he's silent.

[seabeyond]

13. my brother, who has never stepped in a church other than early childhood, doesnt read bible

preaches too.

it is so funny these rw, fox news watching, repugs lecturing on christianity knowing they dont even do church.

[deutsey]

15. Yeah, I had a debate a couple years ago with a dittohead

about what Jesus is really quoted as preaching in the Gospels and the communalism of the early Christian communities.

I've studied the New Testament quite closely, on a graduate theological level and in my personal life. So I was able to show him how the moralistic Jesus of Limbaugh, Hannity, etc., bears no resemblence to the compassionate, even revolutionary Jesus in the Gospels(revolutionary in the sense of dramatically transforming how we understand ourselves and reality). After I sent an email quoting the things Jesus really preached according to scripture, the dittohead basically responded by saying that the way Jesus said we should live was unrealistic. :eyes:

[seabeyond]

17. isnt it the funniest. i too have been attentive to bible in a personal manner

not thru religion and the knowledge is way more than those regular church goers. kids went to a christian private school for a handful of years so that really helped me a lot. being in religious belt it is really handy as someone preaches. before they finish i know what they are saying and i can bring it back to what jesus said. they really do not have an argument with hate.

[deutsey]

14. Church of the Poisoned Mind

One of the few Culture Club songs I liked, btw.

[Ganja Ninja]

16. I don't know but I'll bet they serve pizza for communion. n/t

[Philosoraptor]

20. ??????????????

[skeewee08]

21. Church of The I hate Blacks, Mexican, GLBT

[leftofthedial]

22. The Holy House of Mannon.

[deaniac21]

25. The steelers temple.

[Initech]

26. The Holy Church of Douchebaggery

[GReedDiamond]

28. The Church of Satan

[mitchum]

29. The Assemblies of Pedophiles

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

30. This one of course... The Church of the Oxymorans

[proud patriot]

31. He's been on "cigar aficionado" magazine's cover

some people believe he smokes cuban cigars .

Some believe he vacations in France at posh Hotels .

in other words Rush is nothing but a hypocrite.



I think it would be difficult to get his head
through the church door .:think: