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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 09:24 AM
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Company-Required Economic Downturn Happy Kit
ALL employees will now be required to look happy while at work. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1.




Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

Fig 2.




Apply as shown in Fig 3.

Fig 3.





Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

Cheers!
The Management

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This is complements of an e-mail I got at work a few days ago. :rofl:

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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 09:59 AM
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1. Patent Pending? nt
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 10:59 AM
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2. Maybe
wish I had thought of it! :P
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 01:47 PM
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3. Promo
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