The 'Wild' one Joe Francis bombs at Sundance

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Congratulations to Joe Francis! The “Girls Gone Wild” founder has won Gatecrasher’s first Creep of the Year award. He earned the honor thanks to his continued commitment to perviness, displayed most recently at the Sundance Film Festival.

Francis began his reign of Peeping Tom terror at the festival’s Rock Band gift lounge, where he pranced around in ladies’ underthings courtesy of Tt Mates. The dethroned (porn) king then hit up Def Jam Hype House’s Nivea Lounge, where he was given a Flip video camera. We’re guessing he won’t use said gift to film nature documentaries anytime soon. “I can do some real damage with this later!” he said lasciviously. Fathers, lock up your daughters.

But Joe clinched his title as No. 1 creepmaster once we found out that no one really wanted him at their parties in the first place. “Everywhere he went, publicists were asking reporters to overlook the fact that Joe Francis was there,” laughed an insider.

Hear, hear, Sir Joe! Hopefully, girls are still going wild for you somewhere — because they sure as hell aren’t at Sundance!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/01/23/2009-01-23_the_wild_one_joe_francis_bombs_at_sundan.html

LOOOOOOOO-ZAH!!

[DS1]

1. Def Jam Hype House’s Nivea Lounge

Haha, fucking sellouts.

[dysfunctional press]

2. "Hopefully, girls are still going wild for you somewhere..."

judging by the late nite ads- they definitely are.