Pickles needs help with a title for her new book on her memoirs...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

As you know Laura Bush is finishing up her book memoirs. George is helping since he has nothing better to do. The only problem she needs a appropriate title to complete it. Here are a few suggestions, can you think of more ?

…I Married the Man Who Destroyed America

…Lousy in Office, Lousy In Bed

…For Eight Years He Screwed America but Never Touched Me

…Barbra Took a Steamy Dump and I Married It.

Let's help her out here.

[Warren Stupidity]

1. I'm With Stupid

[ThomCat]

14. I think that would be an absolutely brilliant title.

:applause:

[Vincardog]

2. Who would have thought that a man who failed at everything would make such a lousy President?

[grannie4peace]

8. no shit!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I sold my soul to the devil and he has yet to pay me for it

[DJ13]

4. I murdered the wrong guy

[Trajan]

5. How nice for her to ask this of us .....

I would recommend: My Life with Incurious George - The Lonely Librarian and the Empty Codpiece ....

NO Hat - NO Cattle ?

[CoffeeCat]

6. "Oh the Places You'll Go on Zanax!" (nt)

[Rosa Luxemburg]

7. Stepford Wives 2

[Lint Head]

9. I Married a War Criminal

Or

How my Husband Killed Thousands and Got Away With It
:dem:

[kentuck]

10. Or "A Stepford Widow"...

How I was lied to and kept out of the loop about everything. I didn't ask and no one volunteered to tell me. And the times I had to slip out the back just to have a smoke...

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Don't have a title, but here's a pic of her presenting the first draft

[Aviation Pro]

12. Smiling at the Shoes.....

...my take on one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the Earth and how the Silver Douchebag pushed him into a position he was totally unqualified for.

[Stardust]

13. Sham Marriages for Dummies

[DUgosh]

15. Bushwacked

[Urban Prairie]

16. My Life With The Shrill Thrill Kill Kult n/t

[hlthe2b]

17. Pass the Xanax (and keep it coming)

[frogcycle]

18. how about my sig line?

[n2doc]

19. Well, I suppose "My Pet Goat" is already taken

My Pet Turd, perhaps?

[Urban Prairie]

20. Jackass Shrugged n/t

[screembloodymurder]

21. Little George and the Big Dick

Catchy.

[Obamarama]

22. Stupid Is As Stupid Does: My Life With A Dry Drunk Dimwitted Doofus

[Urban Prairie]

23. Do Shrubs Dream Of Terrorist Sheep?