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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 01:59 AM
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"The Little Man" has left the building.
About two years ago Garrison Keillor wrote a column about George W. Bush. It was scathing. It was wonderful to read. Well, Mr. Keillor...that "little man" you spoke about is gone now.

His damage to our country will linger for a while, but he's back in Texas from whence he came.

The Little Man

History will remember Bush as an incompetent and incurious man overwhelmed by a world too big for him.


Amen, a very apt description indeed. A man of small mind and narrow interests.

Republicans believe in smaller government and deregulation, but it takes more and more of their friends and loved ones to not regulate us, and who can blame them? Washington is the perfect place for the slacker child who flubbed his way through college and flopped in business and whom friends and family kept having to prop up -- find him a government job. Government service is a broadening experience. It certainly has been for Mr. Bush. He has traveled to China and Europe and other places that never interested him before. He has come into contact with the poor people of New Orleans in a way that never would have occurred to him in his earlier years. He has met opera singers and jazz musicians and journalists. This is all good.

And he has met the families of soldiers killed in Iraq and visited with young people horribly wounded in the war, which would be a soul-searing experience for any commander. To see a beautiful young woman who must now live without an arm as a direct result of decisions you made -- who could see this and not scour the depths of your conscience?

And to suffer pangs of conscience even as you exhort the public to have confidence in you -- this has to be an interesting experience. Your mistakes are responsible for terrible suffering, but you stand among your victims and urge public support for your policies as a sign of support for the people those policies have injured. This is a plot worthy of Shakespeare.

So why does he still seem so small, our president? In his presidential library, he'll be portrayed as Abraham Lincoln after Chancellorsville and FDR after Corregidor, but to most of us, the crisis in Washington today stems from a man intellectually and temperamentally unequipped to rise to the challenge. Most of us sense that when, decades from now, the story of this administration comes out, it will be one of ordinary incompetence, of rigid and incurious people overwhelmed by events in a world they don't dare look around and see.


Garrison Keillor recently had more to say about this small man who just left the national stage.

From this month:

The Cheerful Idiot

As the Current Occupant imagines his legacy emerging golden and shining in a hundred years after all of us are deceased, you and I go on.


And we allow the Current Occupant to leave the Mansion d'Blanc with a big grin in a couple of weeks, his self-esteem apparently fully intact, imagining that his legacy will emerge golden and shining in a hundred years after all of us are deceased. He is one of the cheerfullest idiots you ever saw, a man who could burn down his own house and be happy that the patio was still standing. Had Congress impeached him, his defense would have been that he was not capable of understanding the charges.

Laura got the publishing contract, though the world is not abuzz waiting for her to tell us that he was not as dense as he looked. Sure. Right. But she will write it and then go on TV talk shows to flog it and she will be seen by thousands of people in airport waiting areas who will think, "My, she looks familiar. She reminds me of somebody."

..."So you shouldn't fret, dear hearts, if what you do doesn't draw a big crowd or get written up in the papers. Be proud. If you've dedicated yourself to the tango, or playing drop-thumb banjo, or digging up ancient cities, or writing sonnets, you are beautiful, and please do not yearn for the bright lights. Those wombats reading the news off teleprompters are talking to the bedridden, the delusional and the criminal. The happy StairMaster president is on his way to a mansionette in Dallas, to be the decider of where to put the sofa. His successor, Mister Mambo, has cast his lot with Harvard and Yale and old Clinton hands, and soon enough, Lord knows, they will get the first of many comeuppances, and their shining faces will be chopfallen.


He also gave a moving description of the official Bush exit.

A New America emerging

Six-block lines, Arctic weather, packed trains -- none of it mattered. We can believe in our country again.


The band tootled on and there were shouts of "O-ba-ma" and also "Yes we can" (and also "Down in front") and then he came out and the place went up. That was the first big moment. The second was when he took the oath and said, "So help me, God" and the cannons boomed and you got a big lump in your throat. And the third was afterward.

The invocation was extensive and segued into the Lord's Prayer, and the music was OK if you like Aaron Copland, and the inaugural speech was good enough, calling on us all to great deeds and sacrifice, details to be announced later. You could hear each oratorical phrase repeated over and over in the series of loudspeakers down the Mall and bouncing off stone facades, a sort of cubist effect. The inaugural poet followed, a sort of filler, with a long windup, a few good phrases in the middle ("someone is trying to make music somewhere ... a teacher says, 'Take out your pencils. Begin'"), and then it trailed off into some misty thoughts about love. And then a big horn blast of a benediction.

But the great moment came later, as the mob flowed slowly across the grounds. I heard loud cheers behind me and there on the giant screen was the Former Occupant and Mrs. Bush saying goodbye to the Obamas in the parking lot behind the Capitol, the Marine helicopter behind them.

The crowd stopped and stared, a little stunned at the reality of it.

They saw it on a screen in front of the Capitol and it was actually happening on the other side. The Bushes went up the stairs, turned, waved and disappeared into the cabin, and people started to cheer in earnest. When the blades started turning, the cheering got louder, and when the chopper lifted up above the Capitol and we saw it in the sky heading for the airport, a million jubilant people waved and hollered for all they were worth. It was the most genuine, spontaneous, universal moment of the day. It was like watching the ice go out on the river.


Well done. Good description of the exit of a very hateful man with a truly small mind.







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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:27 AM
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1. Bush's exit on the chopper: great description
"They saw it on a screen in front of the Capitol and it was actually happening on the other side. The Bushes went up the stairs, turned, waved and disappeared into the cabin, and people started to cheer in earnest. When the blades started turning, the cheering got louder, and when the chopper lifted up above the Capitol and we saw it in the sky heading for the airport, a million jubilant people waved and hollered for all they were worth. It was the most genuine, spontaneous, universal moment of the day. It was like watching the ice go out on the river."

Thank you Mr. Keillor.

Hekate

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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 11:21 AM
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3. It was a great description.
:hi:
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 03:47 AM
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2. They were singing too!
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 01:37 PM
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4. I heard about that singing.
What a moment that must have been to witness in person.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 10:06 AM
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14. My kid was there! He witnessed that scene and called me about it.
He went to the inauguration as a presidential scholar. I told him I'd just seen bush take off and heard all the singing - "na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GOOO-OOOD BYE!" He said "I know! I was THERE!"

Just one of the most thrilling moments of my life!!!

Ding dong the witch is dead - or better yet, hopefully, awaiting indictment.
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demokatgurrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:07 PM
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5. Excellent; must kick. n/t
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 01:07 AM
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8. Thanks, and I agree Keillor did a powerful job.
:hi:
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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-09 02:10 PM
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6. Bush is a good example for the notion that winning
for victory's sake is not always a good thing.
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madfloridian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-09 12:48 PM
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7. And to think how many Democrats thought he was unconquerable in 2003
when he took us to war. So many thought so that they went along with the invasion. Now so many who were supportive of the war are back or still in places of power....and many who spoke out are not around anymore.

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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 05:44 AM
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11. Sad but true. n/t
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 02:42 AM
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9. I wonder if Keillor has been a Kennedy
Edited on Wed Jan-28-09 02:50 AM by xxqqqzme
Center Honoree? I hope so! He also deserves the Mark Twain honor.

Nope, never been honored by either.
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trusty elf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 04:21 AM
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10. Ill-suited for the job
I've posted this before, but it seems appropriate to put it up again.

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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 08:43 AM
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12. Hilarious. Ever the frat boy. Arrested development. nt
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 11:37 AM
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18. Love it! Yes. And Yes....
nt
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DirtyDawg Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-09 09:54 AM
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13. The thing I have said...
...about this small, yet not insignificant, person being gone, is that now nobody will, or should, ever again have to find it necessary to use the label, 'Mr. President', when addressing him.
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tclambert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 07:04 AM
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15. Excellent post.
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snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:35 AM
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16. Wonderful post! Thanks. nt
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Tab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 11:31 AM
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17. He had the perfect turn of phrase

In a different article he remarked that the administration's lies "shone like cat turds in the moonlight".

I don't think you can top that.

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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 11:47 AM
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19. I think that photo of Bush looking down at the crowd must have
been taken while the crowd was cheering his exit. I bet it is. Eat shit sir.

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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 02:42 PM
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20. I really enjoy Garrison Keillor!!!
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 03:08 PM
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21. "The happy StairMaster president is on his way to a mansionette in Dallas,
to be the decider of where to put the sofa."

Poetry.
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