3D Porn to Revolutionize Industry

[sixmile]

Can't cure cancer yet, but...
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/01/25/3D_porn_to_revolutionise_industry
"Hong Kong film makers are preparing to leave filmgoers goggle-eyed by releasing the world's first pornographic movie in 3D, a news report said on Sunday.

Shooting on the Chinese-language film 3D Sex And Zen, budgeted at 4 million US dollars, is scheduled for April with producers promising some of the most realistic close-up sex scenes ever.

"Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed," Stephen Shiu Jnr told the Sunday Morning Post.

"There will be many close-ups. It will look as if the actresses are only a few centimetres from the audience." snip

No pics at link. Sorry.

[Pharaoh]

1. Well, the countrys going down the crapper

but at least we'll have 3D porn!:rofl:

[MADem]

And it will be imported from CHINA, too...like everything else! nt

[MADem]

2. Well....I'm surprised....that it took them this long, actually.

The world has come a long way from naughty sketches on cave walls, or "French postcards."

[Skink]

3. I haven't been to IMAX in forever.

:bounce:

[navarth]

4. I'll take a job in that industry

But I'll only do girls!!! No alien sex, no machine sex. Well mabye machine sex.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. With the quality of 3D projection as it is now it's amazing the idea hasn't occured to anyone before

eom

[rurallib]

6. I am holding out for the holograms.

[MADem]

11. Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope?

Cue the "naughty" music?

:rofl:

[zbdent]

27. I see your schwartz is as big as mine ...

[MADem]

47. ........

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

53. I hate it when my shwartz gets twisted!

[ixion]

20. yep, me too

:rofl:

[blonndee]

59. Oh, be honest. You're holding out for the "virtual reality" version of porn

we saw in the 1990s movies, aren't you? Aren't you?

[TWiley]

7. Is a remake of any Johnny Wadd movies in the works?

DUCK ! he is turning around !

[sixmile]

8. Breaking!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/3d-porn

[navarth]

33. LOL there's a link on that page for 'Monster Truck Deaths"

sounds like a Rock Band

[slackmaster]

9. On behalf of all people who have monocular vision, I say

Meh.

[chelsea0011]

10. Already been done. I know because I saw it in NYC in 1977.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. It was a live show, dumbass. They gave you the colored paper glasses as a prank.

D'Oh!

[chelsea0011]

17. No, the live show was down the street.

[mitchum]

50. LMAO!!!

nicely done

[Posteritatis]

52. LOL (nt)

[sixmile]

13. When porn was 'cool'

Was this a social happening like Deep Throat or was it in a Time Square raincoat parlor?

[chelsea0011]

19. I can't remember much about it but it did star Annie Sprinkle aka Little Oral Annie

[TWiley]

25. I saw a live show near Times Square about that time

Then, I saw a nude play off broadway. I cant remember the name, but it was pretty notorious at the time.

[sixmile]

38. Oh, Calcutta!?

[TWiley]

39. YES !

The main actor had a tiny little shriveled up dick. It was kind of distracting. I was embarassed for him. I enjoyed the show but I really dont remember what it was about. I think i was there for the novelity, oh and the nudity too.

[NashVegas]

43. But Ya Didn't See It In HD

I saw the U2 movie last year. Bono looked like he was reaching out of the IMAX screen to grab my boob.

[BR_Parkway]

14. JimRob better get all the money he can, cause that board will die off quickly

once the basement dwelling keyboard pounders finally get something that comes close to a real live person who will have sex with them.

[boobooday]

15. Do ya have to wear a raincoat? n/t

[Javaman]

16. Even though there were no pics on the link, this post is still worhtless without pics. nt

[sixmile]

22. Just look at the DU Adbot pictures

Very handsome.

[DJ13]

18. If they just paint one boob blue, and the other red would we still need glasses?

:shrug:

[Ioo]

21. THIS JUST IN - No one wants to see this in 3D

Look, I am a perv just like the rest of you, but this is gross

[Political Heretic]

24. I'll be the judge of that !

:D

[girl gone mad]

40. That was my first thought.

There's a reason I didn't go into proctology or gynecology.

[blonndee]

60. Speak for yourself.

And I'm a woman.

[TheCowsCameHome]

23. Do they screw in Chinese, with English sub-titles?

Subtitles are so distracting.

[nykym]

28. i DOUBT THE DIALOUGE

WILL BE THAT INTERESTING!

[TheCowsCameHome]

32. I enjoy the plots and storylines more than the visual stuff.

:rofl:

[Shiver]

42. Damn right!

I wanna know WHY the sexy plumber is fucking the bored housewife, dammit!

[BlooInBloo]

26. This thread is worthless without pics.

:P

[Stinky The Clown]

29. The fact is that a lot of what we use everyday and take for granted started with the porn biz

A LOT of what happens on the internet was pioneered by porn makers. They really are on the cutting edge. (No snark intended in this post.)

[Skink]

30. First in is always the porn industry and then Jazz musicians.

or vice versa.

[sofa king]

31. How about 3D street rags?

That's our plan... coming to the mean streets of Staunton sometime... soon-ish. Here's a cover that's already been rejected because we think it won't print properly, but it looks awesome on computer screens, if you have blue/red glasses:



We think that we can tear off a run of 500 copies, complete with glasses, for under a thousand bucks, which keeps it just inside of hobby range, assuming nobody has a bad month (again). Making a 3D comic strip turns out to be one of the funnest things I've done lately, though I have to admit I lead a pretty sheltered life.

[Lucian]

34. Sweet.

I'll be in my bunk for a month in April.

[agent46]

35. Porn is always the first proof of concept for any innovation

You heard it here first! The last invention perfected before the end of civilization will be...the holodeck!
:evilgrin:

[underpants]

54. That is correct-any new media or technology is used by three industries

Porn
Religion
Professional Wrestling

From print to radio to film/TV new innovation is seized upon by the three of the... and to great profit too

[BlooInBloo]

58. And video games.

[kimmerspixelated]

36. Fuck Porn!

Excuse the pun!...Porn ruins an awful lot of marriages!

[LeftyMom]

49. How so?

[blogslut]

37. pfft

4 million for a porno? Yeah, that will take off like rockets.

[KG]

41. over-kill.

2-D on a HDTV and i'm a happy camper. :P

[burythehatchet]

44. "3D, it's more than just a cup size." Copyright, burythehatchet 2009

[spin]

45. Usually any major advance in entertainment tech involves porn...

for example:

Early cave paintings and sculptures often depict erotic scenes and images.

Even the Bible contains erotic passages:

Consider the Song of Solomon, a deeply sensual and erotic book of the Bible, which describes in lyrical detail the sexual and romantic relationship between a bride and bridegroom. Their dialogue relates to spiritual matters, but relates spirituality through a loving physical relationship between husband and wife. This is the model of erotic “edutainment” that we are proposing. We believe that under the right circumstances, and given the correct content, such adult media has the potential to enrich the sexual lives of married Christian partners.
http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html

And we have the middle ages:

Both English and Italian can trace their emergence as popular tongues partly to pornography. Before the fourteenth century, the gentry of England spoke as much French as English,(9) while the Italian language was a hodgepodge of Latin-derived tongues varying from city-state to city-state.(10) Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (1387) and Giovanni Boccaccio's Decameron (1349-51), larded with the sexy and the scatological, passed in manuscript from hand to hand and read aloud to a largely illiterate populace, helped create national languages in both countries.(11) By writing long and popular works in London English and in Florentine, Chaucer and Boccaccio transformed local vernaculars into national speech. Pornography helped.
http://www.law.indiana.edu/fclj/pubs/v49/no1/johnson.html

While the invention of the printing press produced a lot of bibles, it also produced a lot of porn.

Then photography came along:

Three hundred years after Rabelais, photography became a new medium for porn to exploit. Begun as a staid art, requiring long exposures and great stillness, including a headclamp to immobilize the seated subject,(24) photography first lent itself to portraits and landscapes.(25) It was not long, however, before the Civil War taught photography two new uses. The first and more famous was the battlefield photography of Mathew Brady.(26) The second, the more infamous, was pornography.(27) Soldiers demanded more than letters from home, they demanded erotica. So great was the traffic to the front, not only of dirty books, but soon of erotic daguerreotypes and photographs, that Congress passed the first U.S. law proscribing obscenity via the mails.(28) Congress, as usual, was late. By the time the bill passed, it was 1865, the war was over, and the boys were home with their pictures in their pockets.
http://www.law.indiana.edu/fclj/pubs/v49/no1/johnson.html

and movies:
{b]According to Patrick Robertson's Film Facts, "the earliest pornographic motion picture which can definitely be dated is A L'Ecu d'Or ou la bonne auberge, made in France in 1908;{/b]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornographic_film

and of course the VCR:

With the arrival of the home video cassette recorder in the late 1970s and early 1980s, the pornographic movie industry experienced massive growth and spawned adult stars like Ron Jeremy, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, John Holmes, and Traci Lords and directors, such as Gregory Dark. One could now not only watch pornography in the comfort and privacy of one's own home, but also find more choices available to satisfy specific fantasies and fetishes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornographic_film

Sex and violence have been driving forces in the history of technology.

[marmar]

46. The money shots could be kinda scary.......

:scared: :hide:

[KG]

48. duck!

[chollybocker]

51. "I said I wanted BUTTER on my popcorn!"

[petronius]

55. Wasn't there a 3D Emmanuel years ago? I remember wearing

the glasses - I mean, I remember hearing something about that... ;)

[semillama]

56. Finally, the Future has Arrived! n/t

[slay]

57. Ahhh there's a penis in my popcorn!

my bad - 3D movie - nevermind.

[Number23]

61. Nothing better than bouncing silicon in 3-D

Damn good recipe for motion sickness...

[Blue Dog Dominion]

62. I'm waiting for them to add odor for the audience to enjoy

On 2nd thought, that might not be such a good idea.

[W_HAMILTON]

63. I was just thinking yesterday about how this was the wave of the future!

And look! It's already invented! :p