Louisiana Sen. Vitter to Face Porn Actress in GOP Primary?

[Are_grits_groceries]

They finally found a porn star to run against David Vitter.

An advertisement on the website Craigslist seems to imply that the search for a “female candidate with a history in the adult entertainment industry to challenge Senator Vitter” in the GOP primary has been fulfilled.

Several months ago, a curious ad went on the Internet swapshop page searching for a registered Republican woman with experience in some area of adult entertainment that would be willing to run against Vitter in the 2010 Republican Senatorial primary. It was a blatant attempt to dredge up media attention on the Senator’s past trysts with prostitutes for public view, both as a State Representative and later as a Congressman.

Then, late on January 19, 2009, this posting was added to Craigslist, “Seeking Energetic Field Organizers for Senate Campaign (New Orleans)…After an exhaustive review process, we are announcing that we are no longer accepting applications for a female candidate with a history in the adult entertainment industry to challenge Senator Vitter. We want to thank all the talented candidates who applied and endured through our rigorous application process. We furthermore apologize for any inconveniences the applications or interviews may have caused. We are certain many of you will go on to achieve long and accomplished careers in public service, and wish you well in your future endeavors.”

The posting continued, “An announcement pertaining to the final results of our selection process is forthcoming. We are, however, now accepting applications for energetic and personable field organizers for our grassroots campaign. Past or current affiliation with a political party is unimportant, this is a bipartisan effort of civic minded citizens with a desire to change Louisiana and the nation.”

Organizers, the ad went on, should be at least 18 years old with two years of campaign
experience, or put another way, WE HAVE FOUND OUR PORN STAR, AND SHE NEEDS A STAFF.

http://www.bayoubuzz.com/News/Louisiana/Politics/Louisiana_Sen._Vitter_to_Face_Porn_Actress_in_GOP_Primary__8254.asp

I so hope this happens. hahahahahahahaha!

[Stinky The Clown]

1. You can NOT make this shit up. You just can't.

Did she scat porn?

[yourout]

2. He will lick her in the primary.

:P

[spin]

4. Needed a good laugh today. (n/t)

[Cleita]

3. As amusing as this is, our government is serious business and wasting

valuable government legislative and executive space with morons like Arnold and perhaps this porn actress really sets back getting critical business done. Arnold has been the biggest obstructionist as our Governor through his term and our state is failing because of his stupidity.

[FriendlyReminder]

5. I bet she needs a "staff". Probably could have used different terminology there.

[seasat]

6. Now that is really sneaky! Wound him in the Repub primary...

and have the Democratic candidate take him out in the general. The porn star will benefit since she'll get all sorts of publicity. I hope she's able to get into a Repub debate. It ought to be hilarious. The jokes about diapers and prostitutes would be easy pickings.