DUzy 2.0 update: Temporarily suspended AND not taking submissions (yet)

[Hawkeye-X]

I'm tinkering with an idea that formed last night in a shower. Don't ask.

But hang in there - it'll be WORTH it for you and me. You did survive 2.5 months without Conservative Idiots, didn't you.

That's why I sent out a feeler for a volunteer webmaster - contact was made, and my idea was thrown on the wall - and the web programmer said it's doable. If you're still interested in DUzy and want to pitch in - this is probably the best way to do it. We will, of course, need some beta testers in the near future. I'll keep you up to date as to where the DUzy's are at.

I still have most of your submissions from last week and this week, it will probably be another week (or so) before the idea is unveiled - and I promise you will love it. It's a step up from the submission format.

Hawkeye-X

[lame54]

1. I'm tinkering with an idea that formed last night in a shower. Don't ask...

That deserves a DUzy

[MineralMan]

3. He'll grow hair on his palm and go blind...

[lame54]

5. anything for a DUzy

[MineralMan]

6. Indeed.

Fellow DUzy awardees UNITE!

I'm not sure why exactly, but if we Unite, we can probably come up with a reason, or a lack of reason, at least.

[grannie4peace]

2. ?????

[MiniMe]

4. I'm sure that what you tinker with that formed in the shower is TMI

:evilgrin:

[MineralMan]

7. Yes, indeed...

The most traumatic experience of my life was being caught tinkering in the shower. Even at my advanced age of 63, I am still haunted by it.

[merh]

9. any tinkering in the shower is best accomplished with a

partner - and if it never progresses beyond tinkering, then something isn't right.

jmho

[MineralMan]

10. But, when you're a 14-year-old boy, finding shower partners

to tinker with ain't all that easy. At least, that was my experience.

N.B.: If you are a 14-year-old boy, lock the bathroom door when you shower. You never know when your sister's going to barge in. Take my word for it. And she's not going to tell you it's a DUzy, either.

[rug]

8. This reminds me of New Coke.

[NOW tense]

11. Someday I hope

to get a sense of humor and get a Duzy.