Please please please tell me which experts on DU to believe!

[graywarrior]

Are we hating Obama now or what? I am NOTHING without everyone else's opinion....help help!

[Venceremos]

1. Please release the duck

since you are NOTHING without my opinion, listen to me - I'm of the opinion you're being cruel to the poor duck.

[graywarrior]

7. I am the duck's main support.

He/she/it is NOTHING without me......duck food is expensive.

[ipfilter]

43. For the life of me, I can't figure out what the taped up duck means.

I realize the duck is taped up with duct tape, but something tells me it is more complicated than that. Could you please enlighten so I can sleep better at night?

[graywarrior]

47. 2003--terrorists were getting ready to attack us so....

the Bush administration told the citizens of America to buy duct tape and plastic and cover their windows in case of chemical attacks. The duck was born out of that paranoia.

Sleep well.

[dixiegrrrrl]

62. Duck tape......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[skeewee08]

56. This is what happens when you vote for a Muzlin or Moozlin :-)

[Echotrail]

2. wow

If that's true, I've been away along time!

[LakeSamish706]

3. Yep, we are going for Impeachment now.... He's had his chance and failed. n/t

[Captain Hilts]

4. I always said you had to like a certain amount of chaos to be prez. nt

[elocs]

5. I think some are hating the nomination choices that Obama has been making.

I hope this is the end of them. Anything that can be found out will be found out.

[Journeyman]

6. Experts, experts, tell me please. . .

who might the expert experts be?

~ Joe Citizen's lament. . .

[graywarrior]

10. Obama's DU advisors! ! ! ! !

[TK421]

8. I believe in you graywarrior...tell me what's going on!

[graywarrior]

13. Obama's penis is innocent!

I swear...it has done nothing but behave. We're doomed.

[TK421]

19. Hmmmm....what is that wicked Michelle hiding from us?

:D

[graywarrior]

24. We need a thorough investigation.

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Xipe Totec]

9. That guy with the funny name,

the formerly known as something or other.

He really made a lot of sense to me, after the 6th shot of vodka.

[crispini]

11. Me. You should only listen to me.

And I will tell you to get off DU and go drink a beer or other alcoholic beverage of your choice. It's my expert opinion. :D

[graywarrior]

14. But I'm celebrating 22 years of sobriety on Feb 15

I know....I'll find a tower to sit and and piss off of.

[crispini]

45. Good enough!

:toast: (that's fake beer in the glasses, just for you) hehehe

[graywarrior]

51. Weeeee, I love fake!

[Zywiec]

12. When they are done with that

They can tell you which stores are acceptable to shop, and which cars are acceptable to drive.

Just stand by, they'll be a thread along shortly.

:crazy:

[graywarrior]

18. I need someone to tell me how to think and when I screw up flame me,

and make me quit DU....again...for the millionth time.

[cynatnite]

15. The duck is a bondage freak, isn't he? n/t

[graywarrior]

21. No, he's a peeper

[SIMPLYB1980]

16. I think we are, but I'm no expert. nt

:hurts:

[Flirtus]

17. Don’t hate the playa - hate the game,

and free the duck!

This poster is not certified as expert in this, or any, area of expertise

[Midlodemocrat]

20. gray - I am the only one that can be trusted.

Come here, have a seat by me.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

22. Do you have a paper bag on you lap?

:rofl:

[IDemo]

23. Free the stuck duck, and I'll be happy to provide a consultation

[graywarrior]

26. Oouu, you're a Scorpio

Me, too. Let's dish.

[dbonds]

25. The answer is 'or what'.

[graywarrior]

28. Tell me what to think about that.

I want to fit in with the majority here.

[dbonds]

30. I think it begs the question of 'why'

[graywarrior]

31. Why are we hating Obama?

Multiple choice.

Why?

a. Because
b. Why not
c. I'm a fool
d. I pity the fool

[dbonds]

33. Who?

[graywarrior]

34. Whom?

[dbonds]

37. Ah correct.

Glad we got that settled.

[graywarrior]

39. What?

I keed, I keed

[jpak]

27. CALL CONGREE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!1111

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. Congree Rice?

:rofl:

[jpak]

48. Series

:thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

54. Oh man, that's hugh!

[slackmaster]

53. OMFG - Who is this IDIOT on TV right now?!?!?!?!?!

:nuke:

[Hubert Flottz]

32. It's too damned bad the democrats don't have a deputy...

plumber and a comedian/drug connoisseur on the radio we can trust and depend on like the freepers and neoCons have.

[graywarrior]

38. We're doomed.

[dixiegrrrrl]

63. We did have a comedian/drug connoisseur...he died. RIP George.

[RiverStone]

35. We still love him, just not as idealistically

He will fuck up every now and then. But I promise, his worst mistake will far surpass Shrub's best success!

[Gold Metal Flake]

36. Trust that one!

But don't trust that one, he's a disruptor.

Thank you for providing a job for the duck. I support small businesses.

[graywarrior]

40. That one is a them.

[Gold Metal Flake]

59. They are those who sent them.

[Renew Deal]

41. We love Obama on Wednesdays and Fridays. We hate PETA everyday

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

42. Trust me, and here is my opinion on it all

We love Obama, He has a tough job, we pay him to do it, when he makes what we consider mistakes we call him on it, and when he does what one sees as good we applaud him for it.

In the end, he is a politician and gets no free pass just cause we like him.

:)

[graywarrior]

44. NO.....NO.....NO.....

You are using rational thought. WTF is wrong with you? Are you trying to stir up sanity? I hate you for this.....hear me? HATE you!


Ruining my world.

[The Straight Story]

46. It's what I do best, well that and...oh nevermind

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

49. I know all about the "that"

I just don't know the "who" or the "why" or the "when" or even the "how".

[SoCalDem]

50. step one..lick finger..step two...hold finger to breeze

The "recent" DU is "of many minds"..:)

[graywarrior]

52. What about the Idiot Winds?

[JitterbugPerfume]

55. what are you anyway,

some kinda closet commie? We NEED peoples to tell us whut to thank!

[graywarrior]

58. See? This is the guidance I need.

Tell me how to chew my soup now.

[azmouse]

57. Imagine what it must be like to one of the poor souls who

say DU has kept them sane!


Do you suppose they're reading the same DU that we are? :popcorn:

[graywarrior]

61. My brain just farted.

[azmouse]

64. ....

a quiet kick

[McCamy Taylor]

60. "Woof! Woof!" That's my dog, Old Yeller. He says anyone who doesn't support Obama needs to change

sites. This isn't called "Liberals Underground" or "Irate Hippies Underground" or "It's Uncool to Be Anything But A Rebel Underground."

[Skittles]

65. still holding that duck hostage, graywarrior?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS