Helen is reading Coultergeist's new work of fiction - so you don't have to.

[Contrary1]

Re: Chapter 3

"..The entire chapter reads like the diary of a mad woman who wants us first to believe that the “liberal-biased media” is all-powerful while simultaneously claiming that Fox News is the most popular news source ever. Kind of the way those kind-hearted Republicans wanted us to believe that Obama was a Muslim who attended a really horrible Christian church.

I have to admit. I really do understand how people can easily get caught up in this line of reasoning. I do it all the time when I try to convince myself that the size of my ass has nothing do with the amount of pie I ate. But no matter how hard Ann wants to argue there is no Republican Attack Machine, the fact is the Republican Attack Machine has big feet and I have a big ass."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl:

http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/

[aquart]

1. This is my favorite:

"Well Margaret, I will continue reading until I have finished even if it kills me. But I have managed to put down the book long enough to catch the news. It appears that Obama doesn’t walk on water. He actually admitted that he made a mistake in handling the nomination of Tom Daschle as his health and human services secretary. Can you believe that? A President who admits he made a mistake when he makes it rather than years later when he is leaving office and trying to fabricate a legacy. It gives me hope that whoever classified Ann’s books as nonfiction will one day also admit their mistake."

[Warpy]

2. The other two chapters are even funnier

"According to Ann, single mothers give birth to the lowest forms of life ever to walk the face of the earth. And again I am left scratching my head because at the same time she makes the case that we shouldn’t teach children about birth control. And then, for no apparent reason except that maybe she gets paid by the word, she throws in a paragraph or two about how abused women have only themselves to blame because they date bald men with tattoos and everyone knows that bald men with tattoos abuse women. Conclusion - don’t date Bruce Willis? Ouch. My head hurts reading this shit."

http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/

[madrchsod]

3. emu feet!

:rofl: :woohoo: :rofl: :woohoo: :rofl:


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