I Have Started to Stock Up on Plastic and Duct Tape...

[rsmith6621]

........Cause Uncle Dick says I will be needing it soon......

..........I guess someone forgot to tell him that his contract was ended two weeks ago.

[Nictuku]

1. Halliburton will pick up his contract, no worries.

[SmileyRose]

2. Will??

He was double dipping the whole time

[Sydnie]

3. don't forget to substitute canned tuna and powdered milk for your bed frame tonight either

'cuz those four things go together, remember? LOL

[dbonds]

4. No, don't give in to fear, that is the path to the dark side.

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. Don't forget shovels.

That's for those who are old enough to remember, from Reagan's days, "With enough shovels, we'll all survive nuclear war."