This is something I found posted on a right wing blog called "The Right Side of Life" :thumbsdown:
It was a comment posted by "Reality Check" after an item about Birther lawyer Orly Taitz demand that the Supreme Court should release the records of the social meeting that they hosted for PE Obama the week prior to the inauguration. I thought you might enjoy it.
I just uncovered a copy of a transcript of the super secret meeting held at the SCOTUS and you are free to forward this to Orly Taitz ASAP:
Chief Justice Roberts: “Good afternoon Mr. President Elect, welcome to the Supreme Court.”
PE Obama: “Thanks, Mr. Chief Justice Roberts. Good to see all of you. Where is Justice Alito?”
CJ Roberts: “Oh he is still mad at Joe Biden over that confirmation thing. He is such a crab ass. Don’t worry about him.”
PE Obama: “OK, thin skinned, huh? Good thing he is over here. You guys have it made. You never have to answer to anyone once you in.”
CJ Roberts: “Yeah, it’s a nice gig for sure.”
PE Obama: “Hey, John, do you want to practice the oath while I am here?”
CJ Roberts: “Nah, don’t worry. I got it covered.”
PE Obama: “OK, John, you sure? This is pretty important.”
CJ Roberts: “Barack, I got it covered. No problem, buddy.”
PE Obama: “John, are you seeing any of those Birther cases up here?”
CJ Roberts: “The clerks got them handled. We read a couple just for laughs. Man what a bunch of morons.”
Justice Thomas: “There is a pubic hair in my martini!”
PE Obama: “Sure Clarence. I see you haven’t changed a bit. Good to see you bro’.
Justice Thomas: “Hey Barack, when you get all settled in come over some time. I have a great movie collection. I even have Nailin’ Palin.”
PE Obama: “Thanks, but no thanks, Clarence. I have all I can handle at home.”
Justice Thomas: “You are one lucky bro’. Michelle is one fine hot momma.”
PE Obama: “Right on bro’!”
Justice Thomas: There IS a pubic hair in my martini.”
Justice Stevens: “Mr. President Elect, I can’t tell you how happy I am to see you.”
PE Obama: “I can’t tell you how happy I am to see you. Oh boy, I can’t tell you how happy I am to see you, Justice Stevens.”
PE Obama: “Thanks for taking care of these Birther idiots. I think I will string them along for a while and not release anything else. We can keep them busy for years and let them blow all kinds of money on lawsuits.”
CJ Roberts: “No problem. Glad we can help. We thought about getting Orly Taitz up here. Clarence thinks she is kind of hot but she is obviously a bottle blond. Hey, when you get
moved in could you see how much George has us on tapes from the NSA? We know he listened to us too.”
PE Obama: “No problem, John. Do Antonin and Clarence ever regret installing the dumb bastard?”
Justice Scalia: “Is the Pope a Catholic? Yeah, we screwed that one.”
Justice Thomas: “Yeah, I should have actually spoken that time.”
PE Obama: “OK guys and you too Ruth. It’s been fun. You are OK on the oath, right, John?”
CJ Roberts: “Man you worry too much. Chill. See you Tuesday and tell George ‘Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya’”
Justice Thomas: “You sure you don’t want to watch Nailin’ Palin?”
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