A lesson for all to learn, about the stock market bailout

[lazer47]

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and
announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to
the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they
became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This
renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys
again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever
harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot
about monkey catching.

The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys
became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less
catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50. However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now
buy on his behalf.

While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these
monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at
$35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him
for $50each.

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were
monkeys everywhere.

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market bailout works.