Dallas hardware store offers Bush door greeter position

[marmar]

Mommy, mommy, there's a drunk man with a low IQ trying to talk to me at the door!!! :scared:



from ThinkProgress:



Dallas hardware store offers Bush door greeter position.»

Elliot’s Hardware — a local Dallas hardware store — has “appealed to former President George W. Bush to spend his new-found retirement working as a part-time greeter at its Maple Avenue store.” “Our greeters are a legendary part of our customer service,” said Kyle Walters, Elliott’s Hardware president and CEO. “And we are offering the position to Mr. Bush in all sincerity. We think it would be a great fit for him as he settles back into life in Dallas.” If he chooses to take the position, Bush will enjoy company perks such as “a flexible part-time schedule (to allow travel to Crawford),” a parking space, and an employee discount.


http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/05/bush-greeter/

[DemoTex]

1. Elliots is a great hardware store .. with well-informed greeters.

I don't think Bu$h would qualify.

[Liberal In Texas]

2. Aw gee whiz. I really like Elliot's.

Elliot's has things you just can't find in other stores.

I hope the CEO is being sarcastic.

[KharmaTrain]

3. Hell, He's Been Hanging Around There The Past Two Weeks...

Might as well put the freeloader to work. :rofl:

BTW...note that great benefit package...somehow I didn't see the word "insurance" in there.

I think this is a great deal for boooshie...hell, he can relate with all the other tools. :rofl:

[Vickers]

4. He'd even fuck THAT up.

"Welcome to Lowes, heh-heh...aw shit, I mean Elliot's."

:eyes:

Plus, standing all day in them pristine "cowboy" (sic) boots would be hell on his back.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Imagine - *W* dressed in cowboy boots, only with the shit on the inside.

[peekaloo]

6. "Welcome to Eleeyuts. Would ya like to get hammered? hehehehe