Death-bots for sale or lease as seen on DemocracyNow

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:silly:This was a reply on a previous thread, I thought it deserved its own. It was so nice we played it twice!

They crawl, fly, swim, boat, bird, bulldozer & tank their way around, carnivorous amphibious predatory killers. Coming to your neighborhood soon.

Additional features such as nose hair trimmers and eyebrow clippers are being added and or retrofitted every day. :crazy:

They didnt talk about the super secret turd-bot that lays in wait for its prey in the toilet, my company produces them, guess which part I am responsible for. :+

Reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where a man who hates machines is attacked by his electric razor chasing him down a flight of stairs, his hoover goes after him ending with his car driving him into a swimming pool. :wow:

Seriously though, I find these killer machines and their far remote operators disturbing to say the least.

the piece can be viewed online at http://www.democracynow.org it really is creepy!

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1. I am sure glad this thread isnt a new restraunt I just opened.

otherwise I would be removing the stove befor ever using it. This place, darn, you can hear a pin drop.

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2. OK, start stacking the chairs on the tables.

OK, just put these cases of MooseHead Beer into my jeep.

Frozen steaks, take em!

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3. Oh, its you again, would you please leave us alone!

do a bong hit or something, maybe their will be a dinner rush? yes/no?!

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4. I'm BBaacckk, Its lonely in here....

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5. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name

Do you come here often, well alot lately maybe you should put up a sign? like free sex, or cheese.

I know drunken baker cookies! na its been done.

well you are no good for ideas are you! Naw I guess not.

JIm , yes, you are talking to yourself, so whats new?

have you heard the latest? A vagina is not a clown car! Ba ha ha ha ha ba ha wah ha ha ha. even whin I say it I laugggh, ops steady on the ole keyboard board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board.

Major Tom, Max heaqdroom is on line one! tell him I am out gawd cant a DUer get some piece.

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6. Knock Knock Knock Knock , Knock Knock

enybody here/hear/hair there? No well FU then, this place sucks!

I going bananas!

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7. this thread is a perfect representation of my life right now

tally alone, I have lost the last to lose......dead

[Sheets of Easter]

8. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.