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Edited on Sat Feb-07-09 11:32 PM by Bjorn Against
As Republicans we have been telling you for years that we will always stand against wasteful spending. Why spend money on health care for children when we could be using that money to provide Halliburton another no-bid contract? Why waste our tax dollars trying to develop alternative sources of energy when we could provide Exxon with a giant tax break right before we hand them ownership of our offshore oilfields? Why waste our resources providing money for infrastructure here at home when we could be spending that money on building the bombs that will destroy the infrastructure of a country that we tell you has Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Yes, the stimulus bill is filled with wasteful spending that goes to those damn people who we laid off when they were getting in the way of our profits. As us Republicans have told you for years we should not be helping those people who are too lazy to get a job. Sure there may not be any jobs available after we shipped them all overseas, but that will not stop us from attacking those lazy welfare mothers that we have made up stories about for years. We must cut all this spending to help the poor and instead give the rich another tax break because just look at the economic stimulus that Wall Street has provided us in recent months!
Wall Street has done a great job of stimulating our economy and we need to give the bankers a tax cut that will allow their industry to grow again. We need to stimulate the economy for the bankers and we can not allow spending on the unemployed to get in the way of that. It is these bankers and Wall Street investors who have used the wonders of the free market to keep our economy strong and we can not be taxing the rich Americans who are providing jobs for millions of people in Chinese sweatshops.
We need to lecture more people about fiscal responsibility, there are too many selfish poor people who always have their hands out asking for a government handout that they will waste on food or health care. This is unfair to the Halliburton lobbyist who is competing for government funds, but the Republicans are working hard to stop the welfare mothers from getting the money that is better spent on ensuring that the corporations which are run by big Republican donors get massive government contracts.
As Republicans we are proud of the fiscal responsibility we have shown by giving the rich giant tax cuts and creating massive deficits, deficits were good at that time. Now those unemployed people who we have always told you are lazy want the money though, so now deficits are bad. We never had a problem with spending on Iraq, but now people want to spend money on America and we're not going to take it!
We don't want to invest in America, we want to invest in Wall Street because Wall Street has done great things for us. Just think how much pain our economy would be in right now if we had regulated the banks and Wall Street investors? Republicans have consistently stood up against regulation of business, and the economy is so much stronger for it. If we did not have these bankers propping up our entire economy Americans would not feel the sense of security the free market has given them.
As Republicans we are proud of all good things we did for our economy by supporting George Bush and blindly following his brilliant economic policies. Listen to us Wall Street investors and we will help you get out of the mess that we take no responsibility for getting you in, it is time to stop investing in America and prepare to invest in Iran!
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