Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees' Testicles

[Postman]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53539

[rzemanfl]

1. This link gives my computer cramps. I tried going to The Onion

and then to the article and got some runtime error message and Internet Explorer closed.

[Forkboy]

2. "The legislation did not address amperage restrictions on suspected terrorists' labia."

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

3. Great Balls of Fire....

[sam sarrha]

4. actually they put a pipe up their ass / copper wire up their dick and hook em up to battery charger

with their hands cuffed behind their backs and the cuffs hung over the top corner of a door.. while beating the hell out of them with hydrolic hoses..

its called Egyptian truth serum.. their favorite trick

[formercia]

6. The Mexican Connection

Hung upside-down with the head in a metal bucket full of water. One wire goes to the bucket, the other I can leave to the imagination. it's like water-boarding with a twist.

[Vert]

5. That's awesome.

This week's entire issue is hilarious.

[BeFree]

7. What?

Have they gone on an energy saving kick? Next thing you know they'll be saying you can only use non co2 based electricity to fry the innocents.