Some things we will not hear tonight from Obama...

[madinmaryland]

"it's hard werk"

"nucular"

"heh heh"

"9/11"

"terra"

Please feel free to add things we will not hear from Obama tonight!

[yourout]

1. "Fool me once.....can't get fooled again"

[ColbertWatcher]

2. "Don't forget Poland!" n/t

[CreekDog]

3. you forgot: "how many is a brazilian?"

[madinmaryland]

9. ...

Avatar thief!!!

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

15. do you have any idea how hard it was to find that on teh Google?

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

34. BTW, did I mention what "her" name is?

:evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

42. whose name?

:wtf:

[TahitiNut]

43. Not hard at all

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=cat+helmet&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

:shrug:

[rpannier]

26. Somewhere out there in the world

is a person who spent weeks in the hospital recovering for the thousands of claw marks that ravaged his or her body.

[madinmaryland]

31. Actually, you would be surprised what cats will tolerate!

I'm amazed at the things my daughter can decorate any of cats in!

[rpannier]

39. It must depend on the person

I've had cats all my life and none of them would have tolerated any of it

[NYC_SKP]

4. "...you can't get fooled again."

In context:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

:P

[NYC_SKP]

10. oops, never mind.

wrong spot.

[CreekDog]

19. the sad part was that he was reading from a teleprompter

:eyes:

[malaise]

5. Childrens

mushroom cloud

no one anticipated that.

[liberalmuse]

6. Well, he did bump his head earlier...

but I don't think it was hard enough to cause massive, irreversible brain damage, so I believe you are correct.

[devilgrrl]

7. You won't hear a psychopathic giggle

eom

[madinmaryland]

14. Imagining he had his finger just inches away from "the button"

:scared:

[Hardrada]

8. Decider

deciderer

wings take dream

[NYC_SKP]

11. “Goodbye from the world's greatest polluter.”

(fucking bastard)

The G8 summit concluded on a light-hearted note, as President Bush bade farewell to world leaders with the words: “Goodbye from the world's greatest polluter.”

The other statesmen laughed, at first nervously, and then more enthusiastically when they realised Mr Bush was making a joke, mocking America's reputation on global warming.


http://www.achangeinthewind.com/2008/07/worlds-greatest.html

[liberal N proud]

12. Don't forget Poland

[Cleita]

13. "gyns practicing their love on women"

[BlooInBloo]

36. My fav!!!

[MannyGoldstein]

16. Democrat Party

Uppadown vote

[madinmaryland]

20. That really pissed me off.

:grr:

Democratic Party.

:grr:

[MannyGoldstein]

21. That's Why He Did It n/t

[rpannier]

27. Not half as much

as that melon pissed off that cat

[Ikonoklast]

17. "Where's the hookers and blow?"

"It's the only reason Ah'm here, heh heh heh."

[peace13]

18. Food on their families! n/t

[Tangerine LaBamba]

22. And the immortal

"I wish you'd submitted that question to me in advance so I could have had some time to answer it."

Was that dickwad REALLY our President for EIGHT YEARS?

[madinmaryland]

23. An eight year error.

:grr:

[treestar]

24. Our enemies are determined to harm us and so are we

Is our children learning? The question must be asked.

[rpannier]

25. internets

Axis of Evil

[Mist]

28. Well, for damn sure our new President will NOT tell us to go shopping. nt

[muntrv]

29. "Stay the course."

[ferrous wheel]

30. Make the pie higher

...

[Sheltiemama]

32. He won't lean on the lectern, either.

[Sheltiemama]

33. He won't lean on the lectern, either.

[madinmaryland]

35. Thank god, we have a President who actually understands what he is saying

and is confortable saying it!

[Earth Bound Misfit]

37. My favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Jcrk6jGfo&feature=related

[Horse with no Name]

38. "we want to spread democracy"

:shudder:

[Earth Bound Misfit]

40. "Hekkuva Job"

[Rocknrule]

41. "My friends..."