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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:37 PM
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Ladies, would you kiss this man?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:38 PM
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1. not even with your mouth.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:38 PM
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2. I may be a flaming heterosexual, but...
I feel stirrings in my nether regions. What a hunk of raw testosterone.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:41 PM
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8. Tell me, do wattles make you horny?
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:44 PM
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13. I believe they are more correctly named...
"Dewlaps". And they have always held a strange fascination for me. It's like looking at people who are wearing their entrails on their face.
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robinlynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:38 PM
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3. oooooooooooooooh. I wouldn't even have a beer with him.
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vanderBeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:39 PM
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4. You need to put a warning
I'm not kidding.
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sandrakae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:39 PM
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5. GROSS - THATS DISGUSTING.
I was eating a snickerdoodle as I clicked on that. Look at that zit on his neck.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:39 PM
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6. Poster boy for "Abstention is the Best Form of Birth Control" movement.



Woof.



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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:41 PM
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7. scheduling Poiuyt for IMMEDIATE ass-kicking
yes INDEED :o
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:43 PM
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11. You love it!!
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:42 PM
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9. The figures out of the Henson Studios are *SO* amazing.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:43 PM
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10. I'd have to be really drunk, actually unconscious before that would happen. n/t
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:43 PM
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12. I'd rather suck tainted peanut butter out of a rusty can.
:puke:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:44 PM
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14. It makes me suspicious of the personal hygiene of anyone that'd allow him to kiss their ass.
... or even their elephant. :dunce:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:45 PM
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15. Nnnn
oooooo! I'll pass. Thanks for the offer though. :eyes:

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8 track mind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:47 PM
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16. I showed this picture to the wife and she threw up.
Gotta go i think she's gonna assault me with a frying pan............


:yoiks:
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Earth Bound Misfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:49 PM
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17. Is that the Star Wars guy?
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Ernesto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:50 PM
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18. If I came across this individual laying on the side of the road,
Edited on Mon Feb-09-09 11:55 PM by Ernesto
and he was on fire.... I'd just walk away & piss someplace else
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:50 PM
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19. He would have to have a whole lot more money and be closer to death
and the ink on the will is dry.
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Mind_your_head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:51 PM
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20. There ain't no beauty ~ inside or out ~ that I've seen evidenced, so.....
"No".

Kissin' and "loving" someone isn't the same thing, but still "no", based on the same principal of 'no beauty to be found - 'inside nor out'.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:51 PM
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21. Looks like his lips...
are frozen in a "pucker up" mode. After eight years of Shrub sucking, it's probably permanent.
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:51 PM
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22. Nice trails of skin growth coming out of his nose.


What the hell is that?
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:54 PM
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23. That creeps me out


They are like growths.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 11:56 PM
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24. EWWWWWWWW!!!!
Poiuyt needs a serious ass kicking!!

This is as bad as those scary videos with a plain scene with a screaming ghoul edited in to scare the crap outta me. AggghHH!!!


As they say on FARK: EYE BLEACH! EYE BLEACH! OH DEAR GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

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roody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 12:12 AM
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25. You would have to really love him.
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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 12:20 AM
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26. Looks like he got hit in the face
with a bagfull of nickels going 60 mph.
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Christian30 Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 12:21 AM
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27. I just threw up in my mouth a little...
I'm gay but that has me reconsidering.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 06:53 AM
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28. Have we come upon...
A possibly effective tool for the "Ex-Gay" con job that might, just might, work? After all, aversion IS a powerful thing. ;-)

"See! Look! Joe Lieberman!" "Nooooo! I'll never look at a Tom of Finland cartoon again! I promise! Thank you Jeebus! You sent Joe Lieberman and I am Sayyyyyyyved!!!!" :D
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NikolaC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:46 AM
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29. EWWWWWWWWWWWW Damnit!
:puke: My eyes, my eyes!!! It's just too early in the morning for this. Thank God I haven't had breakfast yet!
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Lifetimedem Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 07:49 AM
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30. Yuk
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