Hail Bush, Our National Coward!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

so Bob Novak announces that suddenly, the boy king ca't make this year's nation press corpse shindig? He has dindin with a brazillion other people. sorry. the brazilian president.

the biggest press corpse evening out, and he is too chicken to come? I guess Colbert hit closer to home than anyone suspected.

[Aviation Pro]

1. Waaaaahhhhhh

So the psychotic, deranged man in the WH can add another moniker to his growing list attributes: wimp.

[PurpleChez]

4. Psychotic AND deranged?

I couldn't have said it better. It sounds like he needs to call a Waaah-mbulance.

[TomInTib]

2. Oh, this is rich.

This has to be a first.

I suppose they couldn't get Dennis Miller to host.

Maybe he is booked in some Indian Casino in Connecticut.

[Webster Green]

3. The one where they hired Rich Little cuz Colbert freaked them out?..

The chimp is still afraid to go? :rofl:

[MadMaddie]

5. He is a coward....he is afraid of the terrorist, he is afraid of dissent

from the American populace, he is afraid of letting his closest people testify underoath....

He was afraid to go to Vietnam so he chickened out...

And now he is afraid to go the Press Corp Event....it is sad that he didn't get what Colbert was saying until after it was transcribed and explained to him.

Boo, Hoo, Hoo...and he cried all the way home.

[TomClash]

6. Then perhaps we should ask the real President

Al Gore may be available.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Goin' to the Amazon, his bunnyfeet pajamas on

:headbang: to Mama Kin :)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

8. Couldn't fun ole unca dick sub for him? He is just so much fun to be around.

:puke:

[speedoo]

9. Is this the event where he did his "WMD search"?

You know, the supposedly funny schtick, that the stupid audience found so amusing?

If so, maybe he's afraid to return to the "scene of the crime".

[Old and In the Way]

10. DAmn, I was hoping Bush would do his "Where's the WMD: The Sequel"

It was a laff-riot the 1st time.

[upi402]

11. Chickenhawks don't molt, I guess n/t