Palin backs out of CPAC

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

Conservatives lose erections and go into mourning:
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"Heart-ache: Palin backs out of CPAC

The opening-day headliner for the annual CPAC conservative convention February 26-28, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has pulled out, citing state business in Juneau. “We’re obviously disappointed,” said a CPAC official. A spokesman for the three-day confab, organized by the American Conservative Union Foundation and others, said that Palin, the popular former vice presidential nominee, had indicated she would be able to attend but cited “duties of governing” in bowing out. Instead, she will send in a taped message."
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http://hotair.com/archives/2009/02/10/heart-ache-palin-backs-out-of-cpac/

[Maat]

1. Exactly ... let's get the violins out.

:nopity:

[TheWraith]

2. Is it like her last "state business?"

A fancier dinner somewhere else?

[Idealism]

3. The suicide rate at Freeperville must be exploding

[MineralMan]

5. Yah, but there will be less fapping at the keynote

speech now.

[wryter2000]

4. This seems odd

She bowed out of a media event to do her job? I'm having a hard time believing that.

[zeemike]

7. perhaps she noticed which way the wind is blowing

And can recognize losers when she sees them

[NeedleCast]

12. Her PAC is probably telling her that the less time she spends talking

the better her chances are in 2012

[FLyellowdog]

6. Very interesting...very.

:hide:

[JackBeck]

8. I just realized I'll be in DC at the same time as CPAC.

For an entirely different conference, obviously.

Taking suggestions for what kind of mischief I should engage in...

[gratuitous]

9. Dress in drag as Sarah Palin

Or, get one of your friends to do it, and you can go as First Dude Todd. See how many autograph requests you can get.

[Ocracoker16]

10. You mean she might actually be paying attention to Alaska

[NeedleCast]

11. I just hope that "State Business in Juneau means

I'm expecting a subpoena

[skorpo]

13. Maybe she was expected to pay her own way? n/t