"A Week Without Conservatives"....yes, they're SERIES!

[brooklynite]

A week without Conservatives
Posted on February 10, 2009 2:41:54 PM EST by PhilosopherStones

June 29th to July 5th, 2009

It's time to show the looting moochers who actually produces the wealth that they so glibly distribute.

I have chosen that week for a couple of reasons:

1) your kids should be out of school and 2) Saturday is July 4th.

If you are working, take your vacation during that week but do NOT spend money in any blue county.

If you can't take vacation, call in sick for that week (we'll call it the "red flu").

If you have to work, work no harder than the biggest loafer in your company.

If you are an employer and worried about your employees, know that there are two types: Those who will support you, and those who support making it impossible for you to provide them with a job. The first will understand, the second you shouldn't care about.

If you are a doctor or nurse and worried about your patients, realize that the looters are going to kill a lot more patients than you ever could during that week.

During that week, don't pay your bills. Don't pay your taxes. Don't spend money in blue counties.

This is the shot across the bow. If it doesn't work, then secession is the only alternative.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2182533/posts

That's the week of my 50th Birthday; I better not plan a Party in FR country.....

[Kittycat]

1. What was it they told us for 8 years??? Oh yeah....

1. We Won. Get over it.

2. Traitor, Treason, Unpatriotic,

3. You don't support the troops

4. You hate America

5. If you don't like it - leave.

Did I miss any?

[pacalo]

25. They called us "whiners"...

[MrPerson]

2. Fine

Don't use a highway.

Don't watch TV.

Don't listen to the radio.

Don't use the internet.

Don't use a telephone.

They belong to us, the looters.

[EmilyAnne]

4. Don't cross a bridge. Don't live in a waterside town that is protected by levees.

Don't call the police if you need help.
Don't call the fire department if your hair catches on fire from all of the outrage.

[liberalmuse]

3. How about an eternity without conservatives?

Sorry assholes. I'd miss the gays, and the Mexican immigrants, but I sure as hell would not miss you.

[Botany]

5. how about holding your breath till your face turns blue?

[Bolo Boffin]

17. There you go!

And no cheating by drinking colloidal silver first.

[ThoughtCriminal]

6. Ho-hum, Will anybody notice?

Does it also mean that mom can't bring food down to the basement?

[tanyev]

23. The Port-a-Pottie industry may never recover.

[RainDog]

7. goodbye, motherfuckers - please secede!

I would be thrilled to live without conservatives.

go create jesusland and good riddance.

[baldguy]

8. Did we do something wonderful to deserve this?

[KamaAina]

9. A week?

Why only a week? :shrug:

[MrPerson]

10. AND GIVE ME BACK THOSE CHEETOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheetos are for closers.

[RainDog]

11. oh, and this time when they secede

we'll most likely have to nuke them because, based upon their past actions, they'll immediately try to start a war and loot resources and take slaves.

this time, no reconstruction. this time: annihilation. that's what should have happened the first time.

you want your rapture? you'll get it.

we don't need conservatives to survive. in fact, the opposite is more accurate since they have impeded progress for, oh, 200 or so years.

[CitizenPatriot]

12. the gifts keep rolling in!

and finally, an actual IDEA from them re the economy!

Yes, stop all work, stop all buying, etc.

Their patriotism makes me all warm inside.

On the plus side, since the blue areas generate all of the cash (and they clearly don't get this-- must not have been included in the Rushucation they all get) we will be rolling in it!

I for one would like to earmark the billions that usually go to prop up these red areas and use it to fund abortions (in red areas). anyone with me?

[ulysses]

13. holy shit! break out the bubbly!

Maybe we can get something done!

[Initech]

14. "but do NOT spend money in any blue county."

:wtf:

Do Freepers like to vacation in North Korea by any chance?

[Greyhound]

15. How will they feel when they try to come back and find nobody wants them? n/t

[Mz Pip]

16. Hope that includes the House and Senate

I think Obama could get a lot done in a week if the Republican obstructionists stay home for a week.

[Contrary1]

18. And the scholars respond:

:think: "I’d prefer it to be during a school week. The schools loose money for every absence." :think:

[Raine]

19. "Looting" sounds like a racist

buzz-word, which I'm sure it's meant to be. x(

[pacalo]

20. Just go for broke: please secede. Your hatred needs to be quarantined.

Take this POS with you:

[pepperbear]

21. wow, think of the jobs that might suddenly become available! n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

22. Freepers + Computers = Fail

[tanyev]

24. Yet another reason to look forward to the Fourth of July this year.

Ahhhh.... :party:

[Jack Rabbit]

26. Iguess that means all the Freepers will be in west Texas for the Fourth

Either that or a Klan rally in central Mississippi.

[Caretha]

30. OMG!

Please not West Texas. I have only one nerve left from living here, and I don't think I can take it anymore. Can't we send them to BFE?

[zbdent]

27. a week without conservatives ...

what a breath of fresh air ...

that would probably raise the average IQ up by a significant amount ...

[AlCzervik]

28. internet animal farm porn will have a spike in traffic that week.

[TripleKatPad]

29. Happy Half Century, Brooklynite (prematurely)

I think you should plan on calling in sick, taking vacation, firing your employees and seceding on your special day. It's the patriotic thing to do.

[muntrv]

31. OOOOOOOHHHH! WE'RE SCARED!

[muntrv]

32. Just 1? Why not 52?

:evilgrin:

[Political Heretic]

33. Gawd I love their psychosis

[Warren DeMontague]

34. Sales of plastic fetuses and creationist textbooks will plummet!

Oh No!