Friday night fun: Your best Bush limerick

[malaise]

My first try.

There once was a Pres named Dubya
Who claimed to be the decider
Instead all he brought was disaster
He was impeached for his crime
And locked up ‘til the end of time

[Little Wing]

1. hmm

Over my knee laid a shithead named Bush,
Who's ass I did spank till it blushed,
I spanked hard as much as it pains me,
That's why they call me Dick Cheney,
Up next is a guy they call Rush

[Annces]

2. Not a limerick but I found it on firedoglake and liked it.

Sing we now of Fitzmas,
Fitzmas, sing we now.

Scooter’s in the dock now,
Finally we hear the truth.

Cheney sings for Fitzmas,
one step to impeach.

The Shrub becomes the Fitz log,
burning bright at last.

[StoryTeller]

3. Ode to the Worst

All hail the Liar in Chief
Whose hubris is beyond belief
While good soldiers die
He just wants to lie
His arrogance causes our grief.

[Lautremont]

4. All right:

There once was a cretin from Texas
Who actually - get this! - expects us
To let him play war
with real folks from the Corps
If we're lucky, he'll get hit by a Lexus.

[malaise]

10. LOL

These are great.:rofl: :rofl:

[Cleita]

There was a moron from Nantucket

Who was dumber than a wooden bucket
How sad to say that this election thief
Became our commander-in-chief
And we became the most hated nation
in the world and can't dump him.

[malaise]

20. That's better than mine

LOL

[neoblues]

5. And locked up forever thereafter... nt.

[mzmolly]

6. There was an evil man called "Bush"

He ruled by the seat of his tush
He said "I decide"
And we're goin for a ride
To hell, don't mind the sound of my hooves

[blitzen]

7. this is a little bit gross...but, hey, it's Friday!

There once was a Prez named Bush, Jr.
Who thought his shit smelled of Petunia,
So he stuck in his finger,
And with a whiff he did linger--
I'm tellin' ya, that stuff'll ruin ya!

[driver8]

9. Ha Ha -- good one! n/t

[malaise]

12. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl: :rofl:

[driver8]

8. I need help with this one...

Our pResident says he's a Texan,
playing war always gives him an erection,
while spanking his monkey,
he yells to his flunky,

Can someone help me with this last line?

[mzmolly]

11. "this is the closest I get to real sex'n"

;)

[driver8]

17. Hey -- I really like that one. Thank you!

[mzmolly]

18. No problem.

:hi:

[Lautremont]

13. At ease, pal, it's time for inspection!

[driver8]

15. I like that one. Thanks.

It's hard to find funny words that end in "ion".

[Lautremont]

23. "Election" has been a pretty funny word the last few years.

[blitzen]

14. I'll try: "Would you please send my dear Cousin Rex in"

[driver8]

16. Or: "Would you please send my dear Condi Rice in"?

Thanks for that idea!!

[blitzen]

19. yeah, that's better!

[WinkyDink]

22. "Tell me again how I won the election!"

[driver8]

25. Ding, Ding, Ding!! We have a winner!!

Awesome...thank you very much! :toast:

[WinkyDink]

21. He sat while the Towers fell down;

He strummed and let New Orleans drown.
But the blood of Iraq---
That illegal attack---
In Hell has reserved him a crown.

[malaise]

27. Profound

I like.

[The Straight Story]

24. Here is mine: I once knew a president who said fuck it.....

I once knew a president who said fuck it
and sat on his ass while our troops kicked the bucket

While he sat laughing and drinking without a care
His VP was hunting and claimed he was shooting up in the air

In came Pelosi and the dems gave her the whip
And she cracked it on his ass and said "get the fuck off the people's ship!"

He ran like a coward, like he did in vietnam
Chased by the liberals who threw his ass in the can

[malaise]

26. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[Alamom]

28. I am the Decider

There was a bad guy named BUSH,
His reply to advice was HUSH.
He glared, "I am the DECIDER" !
He thought, I'll become the IGNITER,
With insane dreams of more countries to CRUSH.

[malaise]

31. That's good

I've been searching for words to rhyme with Bush. :D

[pdxprog]

29. here...

As he sails for new countries to annex
while we're sinking like fleets of Titanics
our whole nation begs, please
talk to Dubya's MDs
about upping his dosage of Xanax

[malaise]

30. LOL

Welcome to DU :D

[WinkyDink]

33. Now THOSE are some original rhymes! Bwah!

[AlCzervik]

32. ok i tried, here is my lame attempt.

George has a chip on his shoulder, in fact it as big as a boulder, a monkey on his back so he attacks and now we have lots of dead soldiers.

[malaise]

34. Good try

LOL