In case you needed a reason to stop shopping at WalMart

[proud2BlibKansan]

Man charged with lewd behavior in toy aisle at Shawnee Wal-Mart

An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.

Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.

He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”

| Joe Lambe, [e-mail]

http://www.kansascity.com/116/story/1021136.html

[TwilightGardener]

1. He just couldn't contain his Hot Wheel joy, poor fella.

[islandmkl]

2. a buddy of mine has to stay out of the lingerie section...

:evilgrin:

[IDemo]

3. I loved Hot Wheels when I was a kid

not that much, though.

[NightWatcher]

4. why should we stop shopping there, because they'll throw us out for self-gratification?

[peekaloo]

5. needed a Hot Rod for his collection.

I'm leaving now.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Too many possiblities here

:rofl:

[YOY]

6. Putting aside the notion he may be a pedophile...that's one weird kink...Hotwheels.

Wow...and I thought the Japanese held the record for weirdest kinks.

The Germans still have the record for the grossest.

[vaberella]

16. A lot of people have a lot of fetishes... There are people in obsessed with toes.

Toes or hot wheels...I'd rather deal with the hot wheels guy any day.

[msongs]

8. walmart, the lowest prices in town on that sort of thing nt

[RetailSlave]

9. Sorry, but that's pretty tame...

I once caught a guy masturbating with a Bible in a dressing room where I worked... If you haven't worked in retail, you've missed a whole lot of the wierdness of the world.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. Why Would That Cause Someone To Not Want To Shop At Walmart?

:shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

15. Well...

I suppose if one is inclined to masturbate in the WalMart toy aisle, then maybe the warning makes sense.
Personally, I didn't know it was that big a temptation, but perhaps I lead a boring life.

[liberal N proud]

11. That is a Wal-Mart problem?

Sounds like Lloyd has a PERSONAL problem.

Now he will get his name added to a list title Sex Offenders for doing things that should be done in private in the toy department of all places.

It sounds like this could happen in K-Mart, Target or any other store with this guy.

If you are basing your shopping on this incident, then don't leave your house. You never know what you might see.

[pipi_k]

12. This is one reason why I wear latex gloves when I'm out shopping

er...just kidding! :7


But seriously, I agree with you...it's not Walmart's problem. It's just where this guy got caught. It could happen anywhere.

And in fact, there could be a guy playing whackaweiner over the salad bar or rubbing raw chicken breasts all over his ass in the supermarket when nobody is looking.


Oh, and don't even get me started on how employees of restaurants are supposed to "wash hands before returning to work" but when I use the same restroom they do, a third of the time there's never any SOAP!

IMO, that's way more disgusting than a guy having a one-sided love affair in Walmart.

[BR_Parkway]

17. Damn, give warning on the mental images next time! At least I can spend

my lunch money on something besides food today, appetite is gone

[pipi_k]

22. Don't touch the raw stuff...

cook the chicken well.


There's still hope...

[lame54]

13. I knew their prices were good- but not that good

[lame54]

14. .

[harun]

18. Why is this Wal-mart's fault?

[Llewlladdwr]

19. Because Wal-Mart is the Devil?

I thought that was the consensus here at DU?

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. Who said it was?

:shrug:

[rcrush]

21. THats it! No More Wal Mart! They wont let me masterbate in the toy aisle!?

FUCKING HORSESHIT! I'M GOING TO TARGET TO WACK IT IN THE HOME APPLIANCES AISLE

[fishnfla]

23. yeah I stopped flying because of Larry Craig

:eyes:

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. I just avoid the men's room at the Minneapolis airport

:eyes:

[Fla_Democrat]

25. Thankfully

there wasn't a Toys-R-Us in town :evilgrin: