I want to announce that I have found Jesus.

[Jackpine Radical]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cdwz6_vAytM/SYOWi2XnfdI/AAAAAAAAAO8/D4eaOkiHcTY/s400/your+cat-has-found-jesus.jpg

Well, anyway, the cat did.

[baldguy]

1. And I should be listening to the cat, why?

His idea of heaven is finding a small innocent rodent & killing it.

[1monster]

7. If you had ever seen what rats can do to a house, you'd never, ever call them innocent

again!!!

My husband hung a bird feeder up on a California rafter one week. A few evenings later, we heard a commontion out on the deck. Turned on the outside lights and discovered Ben and all of his friends up on the rafters fighting over the bird seed (they chewed a hole in the roof of the bird feeder).

There were at least a hundred on them. And these were not just common variety little rats. They were huge marsh rats.

And on the deck below, mice were sitting, eating all the seed that fell from the rat rage going on above.

The next morning the feeder came down.

But, unfortunately, the rat over population in the neighborhood had just begun. They were everywhere! My neighbor found rats nesting in her dryer vent on more than one occasion.

They got into our garage where I had boxes of books, clothing, Christmas stuff, and memorabilia stored. Rats cannot control their bodily functions ... Need I say more than that most of it was destroyed?

Then there were the doubled (nailed together) two by four house supports of our wood frame home. We had to replace three of those because they were chewed all the way through. If the supports had been in a row or in serious load bearing walls (thank God, they were not), the wall would have fallen down.

All this damage was done in a period of one to two months.

We had to use poison and then we got cats. It seemed like the whole neighborhood got cats.

We don't have a rat problem here anymore and haven't had one since we got cats.

Rats are fine in the marsh. But not in my house!!!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. My mother would have a heart attack.....

...just reading the story about the bird feeder. She is deathly afraid of all mice and especially rats.

[1monster]

31. No heart attack, but hysteria was threatening.

:scared: :mad: :banghead: :grr:

[baldguy]

33. "Rodents" includes mice, rabbits & squirrels.

[1monster]

35. I'm aware of that, but I've never seen my cats bag a squirrel... They show interest, but squirrels

climb a whole lot faster than my cats do. Never were very many rabbits in my neighborhood. I do see them occasionally, but the cats have never put one on my doorstep. They have gifted us with rat corpses, though...

My new neighbors worry about the birds, but ever since a couple of red tailed hawks (who have since had offspring who have had offspring) moved into our neighborhood, the smaller birds (blue jays, cardinals, mourning doves, etc.) have moved away.

And I don't see even my (well-fed) adventurous kitties going after them!

[Jackpine Radical]

40. Sorry, rabbits ain't rodents.

Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world. There are seven different genera in the family classified as rabbits, including the European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus), Cottontail rabbit (genus Sylvilagus; 13 species), and the Amami rabbit (Pentalagus furnessi, endangered species on Amami Ōshima, Japan). There are many other species of rabbit, and these, along with pikas and hares, make up the order Lagomorpha.

[slackmaster]

11. I for one welcome our new feline overlords

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Had no idea he was missing.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. I have done a lot of psych evals of people in jail.

Often they tell me they found Jesus in there. I always ask, "What was Jesus in for?"

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. You mock incarcerated people that way while subjecting them to a "psych eval"?

Nice.

[RaleighNCDUer]

14. Crossing the border illegally. nt

[me b zola]

39. Feeding the homeless (n/t)

[JuniperLea]

21. Religion is the knot at the end of many people's ropes...

What was he in for... LOL! I bet you got a lot of laughs and it broke a lot of tension!

[Downtown Hound]

3. I'm sorry, but that's an impostor!

The real Jesus is sitting on the dashboard of my car. And I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my plastic Jesus.

[Jackpine Radical]

6. That brings to mind Tom Lehrer's Vatican Rag.

First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman,
Ave Maria,
Gee it's good to see ya,
Gettin' ecstatic an'
Sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag!

[JuniperLea]

22. Sweet Jesus! I was singing that song just this morning!

I kid you not! How coincidental, synchronized, and random! :rofl:

[Blaze Diem]

5. I thought I saw Jesus's face imprinted in a can of Little Friskies too,

did anyone believe me? Nooooooo..
No way we'll convince the nonbelievers.

K & R for cute post anyway.

[lyonn]

8. Lucky cat. I haven't found him yet but I'll keep looking. nt

[dbonds]

9. Does that mean Jesus is a pussy magnet?

[Soylent Brice]

13. .

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

23. I hear he's all buff these days...

[The_Casual_Observer]

12. Nice looking Jesus you got there!

[laststeamtrain]

16. In a cave in Pakistan, right? n/t

[helderheid]

17. Where was he?

[JuniperLea]

18. Me too! And Mary also!

In my bath gel!



And in bank form!



And now he is trying to get me to watch TV!!! Oh noooooo!

[4 t 4]

20. Say why is he so teeny tiny

I thought he was larger than life?

[SIMPLYB1980]

19. LoL!

[KathieG]

24. hehehe

[KansDem]

25. Well, at least you didn't find him on a slice of toast, potato, or tortilla...

...or some other high-carb food.

[lunatica]

26. I find Jesus in Latino homes everywhere. They're usually called Chui

for short.

[1monster]

28. There's a teen Jesus in my neighborhood. His friends call him J.C.

:crazy:

His last name starts with a "C".

[road2000]

27. A Really Big Jesus.

Here's Touchdown Jesus while his positronic circuits were still being completed.

[Arugula Latte]

29. Maybe Jesus didn't want you to find him.

Maybe you, Jackpine Radical, are the one person Jesus really can't stand. That's right, I said it. Jesus is just not that into you.

:P

[Jackpine Radical]

32. Well, that would certainly explain a lot.

But it's kind of a mutual thing, ya know?

[Initech]

30. I found Jesus. He was underneath the couch coushins.

[ronnykmarshall]

34. So has Madonna .....

Her new boy toy.



He's a MO-DELL from Brazil.

Jesus Luz.

[1monster]

36. Well, whatever else may be wrong with Madonna, there ain't nothin' wrong with her eyes!

[JFN1]

37. Funny!!

Thanks for the giggles!!

[GoneOffShore]

38. I found him too. He was tending bar - in Paris.