"Fundies say the darndest things" - GREAT WEBSITE

[Clintonista2]

http://www.fstdt.com/

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[B o d i]

1. Ack! After reading some of that, my brain hurts :(

A question to those who believe that the earth has been orbiting the sun for the past 4 billion years:

Why has the massive increase in the planet's population over this period of time not slowed down and altered the pattern of its orbit?

There are 6.6 billion people in the world, each weighing an average of 12 stones. Thus the total weight of mankind is somewhere in the region of 495 million tonnes. Now, that sort of weight added to that of the planet would have a massive impact on its orbit.

So why hasn't this happened?

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/random.aspx?archive=1

[JuniperLea]

2. Oh, that could keep me busy for days!

I just sent it to my atheist boyfriend, my godless daughter, my very spiritual but not at all religious sister, and a friend who happens to be an ex-seminarian!

[NeedleCast]

3. They have a good forum too

although not nearly the user base as DU

[ulysses]

4. can't take too much of that.

The stupid hurts, just not who it *should* hurt.

[Barack_America]

5. "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."

Now there's a winner!

From the "Top 100"
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

[Barack_America]

6. I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death

Teehee!

[rurallib]

7. It's like a slo-mo train wreck with people spouting gibberish

and pretending to understand each other.
Some of that stuff would make for a great entrance exam essay question - "What message is the writer convey here?"

[Critters2]

8. "Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb"

Holy crap!! :wow:


What century is this?!

[nomorenomore08]

9. Ever heard of fetuses masturbating on ultrasound? Apparently it happens.

And I can't think of anything else the idiot in question might be referring to. :P

[Critters2]

10. Well, that would explain congenital blindness, I guess. And hairy palms.

So, these crazies don't believe in germ theory? Again...Holy Crap! :wow:

[anonymous171]

11. This will always be my favorite: I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

Simple, short, and hilarious. :rofl:

[Mollis]

12. Some are really sad...

"Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son"




Then is says he eventually took his own life. :(

[Juche]

13. Hahahaha

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

awesomestnerd, SmashBoards <2005-Nov-07>