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Edited on Mon Mar-26-07 05:27 AM by genie_weenie
an unkempt Hispanic gentlemen, with a prosthetic limb would be admitted with respiratory arrest, claiming to be an undocumented migrant worker.
After the usual back and forth, the team would discover through subtle clues, this *illegal alien* was actually a US soldier and American citizen.
He could then explain, “I went Unauthorized Absence to come here because I knew I could get better medical care by coming into the emergency room as an alien than I could laying in my own waste, in a rat infested, leaky black mold covered room at WALTER REED or in the broken and critically UNDER-FUNDED VA SYSTEM.”
He would go on, “After getting STOP-LOSSED due to my critical mos, I went back to Iraq for a THIRD YEAR LONG TOUR. That’s when the STILL INADEQUATELY ARMORED HMMWV I was in got hit by an IED and I lost my leg.”
The team could learn his respiratory distress was caused by breathing in tiny particles of DEPLETED URANIUM. Also they would find some strange things growing in his liver which would be caused by having bathed and brushed his teeth in UNTREATED BACTERIA LADEN WATER supplied by Kellog-Brown & Root.”
Freepers heads would explode, but I doubt Faux would show such a episode, unless the entertainment division could demonstrate in the end how all these things were actually *lies* told by this liberal troop-hating enviro-kook.
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