"Lord, I hate the world since Obama's bill bans religious worship, take me in death tonight!!!1"

[Bluebear]

On the thread "Stimulus to ban religious worship on school campuses"...

President Obama's proposed economic stimulus plan makes a deliberate – and unconstitutional – attempt to censor religious speech and worship on school campuses across the nation, according to a lawyer who argued related cases before the U.S. Supreme Court 20 years ago and won them all.

"This isn't like a convenient oversight. This is intentional. This legislation pokes its finger in the eyes of people who hold religious beliefs," Jay Sekulow, chief of the American Center for Law and Justice, told WND today.

Ron4Jesus responds:

LORD get us out of here I can't stand this world no more. It's too crazy for me and I don't understand it anymore. My head hurts when I read all this bad news. If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me.

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=79030

[hlthe2b]

1. Must_ not_ say what I'm really thinking....

Must not.....:evilgrin:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. Please. Allow me.

"BYE-BYE, RON!!!!!!!!!

[hlthe2b]

10. ....

Yup... that about captures it....LOL

[Kookaburra]

15. Don't you mean "raptures it"?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[hlthe2b]

30. LOL

[YOY]

12. People on the ground can TOTALLY see up the blond chick's skirt!

I hope Jebus is happy with himself. He made them all think "unpure" thoughts.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

22. I can see that

the finest points of a Catholic school education weren't wasted on you.

Even if you didn't go to Catholic school.

:toast:

[YOY]

69. dupe

n/t

[YOY]

70. 2 to 12. All Catholic School.

Either astute or just a good guess.

Catholics don't do that crazy Rapture stuff. They got their own crazy stuff...crazy but never as batshit crazy as the Rapture stuff.

[hootinholler]

34. Why do you think the blond kid is yelling RAPTURE!?

:rofl:

-Hoot

[mediaman007]

16. How come these raptured women are so hot? How come they wear

tight sweaters and short skirts? Maybe if you get "raptured," you get 15 virgins!

[Kookaburra]

19. To show you heathen what you ain't getting, I guess.

nt

[Submariner]

20. The republican Jesus probably wants his saved chicks to have breast implants

so I guess all the chicks in heaven will have great racks!

:hide:

[Goblinmonger]

21. I read your subject line as "SHAVED" chicks

It's been a long week.

[GoneOffShore]

43. IBTL

[Tangerine LaBamba]

23. Or,

you become a virgin fifteen times?

I've lost mine four times, as I recall..............................

[JuniperLea]

26. That's to lure you into the cult!

I'll not waste my time by telling you to look away... :)

[JuniperLea]

17. I sure wish they'd hurry their asses up about it!

I've had my fill of their pontification.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

24. See........

This kind of talk is why The Rapture is gonna pass you by.

And me.

So, wanna go have lunch?

[JuniperLea]

25. Yeah, I'm starving!

:rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

29. We'll start with nachos,

and then we'll just drink.

That work for you?

[JuniperLea]

41. It sure does!

I'll buy the first three rounds or so...

[PassingFair]

58. Watch out, they're getting "girl drink drunk"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4

[JuniperLea]

68. That's hilarious!

:rofl:

[librechik]

31. I'm series111!!

and take the rest of the heretic extremist persecutors with you

[hootinholler]

32. ROFLMAO

Why is everyone spread-eagle?

Are they going to be frisked at the pearly gates?

-Hoot

[Tangerine LaBamba]

35. That's what they're hopin'

I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good body cavity search in a public place?

Those fundies sure know how to have fun..............................

[hootinholler]

38. Is that a come on?

You FLIRT!

:rofl:

-Hoot

[Tangerine LaBamba]

50. Aw, shucks.........

You're gettin' me all frisky and like that. Need a smoke to cool down...................

[surrealAmerican]

33. So, Betty and Veronica get raptured with the cast of Scooby Doo.

I'll be Archie's pissed.

[Bluebear]

40. YES!

I always thought that cartoon looked right out of an Archie strip!

[keroro gunsou]

42. ok i gotta know

where did you get that image...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

49. Right-click the image,

click on "Properties," and you'll get the URL......................

I'd put it here, but the image will come up....

:shrug:

[SmileyRose]

66. Your picture portrays stickily lies.

not a chance Jebus is going to rapture a slut in a tight sweater and mini-skirt.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

67. Wanna bet?

He LOVES sluts. Why do you think He created so many of us, uh, THEM?

[YOY]

2. Take my "Christians", please!

[Bluebear]

8. :)

[TrogL]

55. That's NOT how you hold a violin

[mitchum]

3. May all of those delusional fuckwits soon be with their precious lord

[NeedleCast]

4. RR is a suicide cult waiting to happen

...

(I wish they would get the show on the road)

[cherish44]

52. Some of them are clearly mental

They remind me of that Hale-Bopp comet cult.

[NeedleCast]

56. No Question

Religion loves mentally disturbed people. I just wish one of their high level administrators or mods would tell them it's time to drink the kool-aid.

[rcrush]

6. Someone bring these people the word of Raptor Jesus.

[BOSSHOG]

7. And forced sterilization of young republicans

I guess they haven't got to that part yet.

I hope the dems are still working on that bill to remove all stupid people from our country.

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. Jay Sekulow is Pat Robertson's puppet

And he's just as mental as Pat himself, if not worse. Obviously he's completely full of shit here, but it makes for good hysterical comedy at Rapture Ready, I guess. :evilgrin:

[musette_sf]

11. help!11!! we're being oppressed!!11!

[BlueJazz]

13. Most Atheist Men rather want the "Rapture" to happen.

We get to look up Women's dresses.

[YOY]

14. All of the ones worthwhile (with brains and no creepy complexes) will still be on Earth though...

n/t

[immoderate]

28. I thought their clothes get left behind.

--imm

[NeedleCast]

47. According to Rapture Ready

All your clothes fall away when you get raptured.

It's why I keep a camera with me all the time.

[GreenTea]

18. And Obama & the Democrats will take away all their guns just like Carter & Clinton did.

Stupid fucks....They believe every republican & religious right lie told to them for their vote and control of them.

[Soylent Brice]

27. c'mon god! Ron4Jesus is waiting for you to take him away...

and spare us the misery of reading his ignorant bullshit posts.

[KG]

36. Ron4Jesus, can I have your car?

[Bluebear]

37. If you insist . . . .

[GoneOffShore]

46. Damn! You asked first.

Dibs on his big screen TV and his PlayStation.

[The_Casual_Observer]

39. I'll bet if that guy got a cancer diagnosis tomorrow his tune would change.

[Ikonoklast]

44. Damn. I wanted to start a Qu'ran Study Group at the local grade school, too.

Too bad the people in my town don't let taxpayer monies get wasted on susidizing any religious group over another.

They were told to ask their respective churches to let them use their facilities if they wanted bible study class.

[marmar]

45. "LORD get us out of here I can't stand this world no more. It's too crazy for me"

I sincerely doubt the world is too CRAZY for this dude. :crazy:

[GoneOffShore]

48. Are you registered there?

I'm wondering how bad it would be to troll that board. Or weather I'd get "Brain wither" from hanging around there.

on edit -

Actually that board goes to prove that not all Dog's chillun'(sic) should have access to the Interwho.

[NeedleCast]

53. RR is incredibly hard to troll

They will ban at the drop of a hat. Their boards are also permission based, so you have to make lots of boot-stepping, me too posts before you get access to the good stuff. If you register there, don't do it under a name you use at DU or any other major democratic boards. They regularly read these boards, among others, and will perma-ban by IP (in some cases the will ban an entire backbone) if your registration name matches known names on liberal/democratic/athiest boards.

I don't suggest trolling anyone, because it only brings trolls here.

[GoneOffShore]

61. Thanks for the tips. I look at fundies the same way I look at 419er's

They are scam artists and if it's possible to scam bait them it can be good sport.

A la http://www.419eater.com

[Manifestor_of_Light]

51. I had the misfortune of meeting Jay Sekulow in court once.

He told me something or other about the Cosntitution that I already knew. However, to him I was just a stupid little female court reporter.

Didn't tell him I had a law degree. Stupid fucks.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

54. This little gem in the thread from "Sparky":

"How about the mulim prayer."

:rofl:


Dang, no sheets? They abandoned the Muslins??? :rofl:

[KamaAina]

59. Mulim?

Several Israeli (or Hebrew-speaking) crosses between horses and donkeys? (a la 'cherubim, 'seraphim', etc.)?

[old mark]

57. Fine with me, too, Ron....Stick your aching head in the

fucking oven.....


mark

[Joe Chi Minh]

60. Obama takes on the Catholic Church. He loses. No-one takes on the Catholic Church

and wins; they've already nailed their colours to the mast, erecting crucifixes and religious statues everywhere! Sorry about that. NOT!

You dolts think inanimate matter designed, created and sustains the universe don't you? And this, in spite of the Big Bang and the obvious fact that you can know nothing about any dimensions prior to the creation of space-time!

[bbernardini]

62. I have to ask...what part of the stimulus bill are they referring to? nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

63. Cool! I call that a win-win scenario.

Either the mystical sky comedian smites Ron tonight or... there is no God.

[WVRICK13]

64. One Can

only hope death is listening.

[crimsonblue]

65. I'm glad the provision is in there

NO stimulus money should go towards the construction of religious buildings.

[cherish44]

71. To those of you with video cameras hoping to tape all the raptured naked people as they float up...

Have you really thought this through????