Introducing panda poop paper

[LiberalHeart]

The center's 40 bamboo-fed pandas produce about 2 tons of droppings a day, but Liao said he was not sure yet how much paper would result.

What about squeamish customers who might consider the paper unsanitary?

"People won't find it gross at all," Liao said. "They probably won't even be able to tell it's from panda poop."

Is the operative word there "probably"?

Details here:
http://newsgrinder.blogspot.com/2007/03/introducing-panda-poop-paper.html

[YOY]

1. "Hey, why is there a piece of bamboo corn in the paper?"

That's how you know it's panda poop paper.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. So, if they made newsprint from cow droppings...

we could honestly say the Washington Times is bullshit.

[LiberalHeart]

3. Just spattered my monitor with coffee.

[AnneD]

4. All

the Moos that's fit to print.