Woman Has Crocodiles Strapped to Body

[dogday]

JERUSALEM -- A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked "strangely fat," officials said Monday.

The woman's shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal in southern Gaza, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe, according to Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the crossing.

"The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange," Telleria said.

The incident, which took place on Thursday, sparked panic at the crossing.

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"The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard," Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

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http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-odd-gaza-crocodiles,0,3334789.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

[Donnachaidh]

1. did they do a cavity search on the crocodiles?

Dunno, but they may be terroristic crocodiles :eyes:

[shain from kane]

2. She was wearing her crocs.

http://www.crocs.com/home.jsp

[hobbit709]

3. It's the new terror weapon

The Crocogator Bomb:rofl:

[wuushew]

4. Deleted

I should probably have read the article fully before posting

[gatorboy]

5. It's a chastity belt.

You can't be too careful with all those boner pills they give out these days.

[dogday]

6. That is a heck of a deterrent

and it would work well me thinks :rofl:

[rkc3]

11. How nature says "Stay Away!"

[Rex]

7. Soooo....what is weirder? Having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road

or strapping reptiles to ones body as if they were apparel? How much stranger can life get?

[dogday]

8. Funny thing is I thought of the dead deer thread as

I was posting this.... :rofl:

[Rex]

10. LOL! It was the first thing that came to mind.

Seriously, what weirder thing will we hear about tomorrow?

[Javaman]

9. I didn't say glock I say croc!!! nt

[uppityperson]

12. I wonder if the tiger was strapped to someone?

Too funny.

[uppityperson]

13. delete, dupe.

[WinkyDink]

14. What a croc.