Willie Nelson on Letterman tonight.

[Elwood P Dowd]

For you Wisconsin NASCAR fans, Daytona 500 winner Matt Kenseth (nice guy).

[Captain Hilts]

1. Sports reporters say race car drivers and hockey players are the nicest in sports. nt

[BanTheGOP]

2. NASCAR is NOT a good sport!

NASCAR represents everything that is absolutely WRONG with this country. From its obsessive corporate worshiping, environmental destroying, lack of racial diversity, and absolute republicanist agenda following, NASCAR is a scourge on our country and must be eliminated.

Here is a rant I wrote in '05. Its tenets are just as true today.

A three year old NASCAR rant

[tularetom]

4. If ya don't like NASCAR just do what I do

Don't fucking watch it. The fact that few if any minorities participate in it is a positive reflection on the intelligence of minorities. It's boring as hell, and the only time it's worth watching is when there's a big spectacular wreck.

But it shouldn't be banned. The market that these asswipes worship will take care of NASCAR. The out of work mouth breathers won't be able to afford to attend the races, the corporate sponsors will fall by the wayside as they file for Chapter 11, and the whole shitaroo will disappear from the landscape.

Or not. But I won't give a shit. Because I don't watch it anyway. And you shouldn't either.

[Idealism]

3. What is the over/under on how many Michael Phelps questions Willie will get asked?