ok, sorry. So I saw this headline on CNN and burst out laughing:

[flowomo]

"Chimp had tea, Xanax before vicious attack"

(so that was the real run-up to the Iraq war?)

[BattyDem]

1. ROFL!

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

2. I just peed.

:rofl:

[guitar man]

3. If it said "vodka and xanax"

then it would surely be about *bush...:rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. He got into Pickles' stash?

No wonder she looked so ................. crazed.

[tblue37]

12. That pic--No way. Pickles' "girls" have never perched that high! nt

[Sydnie]

14. Not even if she was hanging upside down on a trapeze!

Not EVER!

[tblue37]

17. Ha! Good one! nt

[truebrit71]

5. I had a giggle about that one too...

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

6. K&R.

:D

[mcctatas]

7. Great...

now my coworkers think I am out of my tree because I cannot stop laughing!

[BrklynLiberal]

8. What a riot!!

[FLyellowdog]

9. I knew it all along.

:rofl:

[Theaterfan]

10. Chimp

All of you who are laughing are risking the wrath of PETA.

[Kurovski]

11. Comedy has its price.

Sometimes a tombstone.

[Sydnie]

13. We are not talking about that unfortunate animal that attacked someone yesterday

we are talking about your pResident ... the one that just make his way back to Texas to smoke 'em out some brush.


:rofl:

And you'd like what on your pizza?


:rofl:

[Occam Bandage]

15. ...

[ezgoingrl]

16. LOL!!

Thank you!! I needed a laugh!!

[TexasObserver]

18. Warning: do not use with Xanax or tea

especially if you're a chimp