I'm sorry.

[Shardik]

I don't give a shit about your sexual orientation.

and you shouldn't give a shit about mine.

Not only that, I don't care about your genetic history.



If you breathe, I love you.

Now. Let's argue politics and religion!!!!!

[PDJane]

1. Right on............

[Starry Messenger]

2. Um, what?

I have no idea what you are saying, but here is Blago with a pancake on his head.

[Shardik]

4. You know....

That's better than a bunny with a pancake! :)

[Runcible Spoon]

7. Hmm. Here is a ram's head snuff mull.

[Starry Messenger]

11. I have never before heard of the snuff mull.

I learn something new here everyday. Is there a reason it is on wheels?

[Runcible Spoon]

17. It's on wheels to glide. DUH.

Hahahaha just kidding. No it's just a totally random thing someone made, and defiled the dignity of the poor slaughtered animal in the process. Lots more WTF moments at: disturbingauctions.com

[Starry Messenger]

22. I will check that out.

In the meantime I am restraining my impulse to post the Obama/Unicorn painting by the same artist who did Blago there. I love the internet.

[Vanje]

21. I need one of those

Did you find it on Ebay?

[Runcible Spoon]

25. alas, there was but one ever in existence (I think....I hope)

Apparently the bidding went up to more than $700. More WTF moments at: disturbingauctions.com

Years ago, someone posted that link on DU so I can't take total credit!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. I must tell you this now:

I never cared for your religion or your politics.

Your turn..........................

[Shardik]

5. Obviously. Mine are right and yours aren't.

:)

[Tangerine LaBamba]

14. That's why I don't like them...........

You're so off to the right, it's all wrong.

:hi:

[leftstreet]

6. I don't give a shit about your politics or your religion

I care about your human rights!

[Shardik]

8. And why would you assume that I'm human?????

Hmmmm?

[leftstreet]

9. Because off-earthers are required to post in GD: Aliens

They're very strict about that here.

[Shardik]

16. LOL... I think we need a new forum for us off-worlders

:)

But am I legal?

[Runcible Spoon]

10. I can't think of any other species that picks up prostitutes

:shrug:

[leftstreet]

12. ...

:spray: :spray: :spray:

[Shardik]

20. What about the masturbating bear frozen in carbonite

on Conan? Bet you didn't think about that, did you.

[Vanje]

23. Was she an indigo prostitute?

Or crystal?

[Occam Bandage]

13. I'm sorry, but I don't give a shit about your love, politics, religion, or shit.

So it seems we are at an impasse.

[Shardik]

24. Then take this:

I love the dust bunnies living beneath your sofa!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHA!

[saltpoint]

15. I don't give a shit about Neil Diamond.

Thank you, and God Bless America.

[Shardik]

18. But.. but.....

I'm wearing BLUE JEANS!!!!!!

[saltpoint]

19. LOL!

[Believing Is Art]

26. My sexual orientation is east by northeast

Specifically, a heading of 57 degrees.

[Shardik]

27. Alfred?????

Is that you?

Never mind. Wrong directions. :)

[Believing Is Art]

28. Hmmm

Let me go to the restroom to check my gender, then I'll get back to you.

[Shardik]

29. Well if your genitalia were on the outside it wouldn't take so long to check.

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :hide: :hide: :hide: