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Bristol Palin did an interview with Greta van Sexually Ambiguous, and revealed that she misses not being able to live her own life, that she has to live for the baby now, that abstinence isn't realistic for youngsters, and that she wishes she'd had the baby ten years from now; then her mother busted in with her baby, handed it to Bristol, and proceeded to take over the interview with a lot of talking about how wonderful the family was and how Bristol is all taken care of, while Bristol looked at her mother as if to say "WTF?"; Obama signed the stimulus bill in Denver today, but things haven't changed at all, so his Presidency is now written off as an abysmal failure; forty-eight thousand auto workers lost theirs jobs; no tsunamis anywhere; President Obama is sending ten thousand more troops into Afghanistan; they started building a bridge in Missouri; erections lasting longer than four hours are not a blessing, no matter what he says; the Geico gekko has jumped the shark; somewhere there is a young blond woman who will go missing and that should keep people occupied for another few months; the octuplets mother is not pregnant; a famous chimpanzee went nuts, attacked a neighbor lady, and got himself shot, but his owner said he'd been acting funny ever since he got some shots or something, so she gave him some Xanax and tea, and she thinks that might have done it; Laura Bush called the chimp's owner, asking for the name of the chimp's vet; it was revealed that John McCain dissed Barbara Walters at a dinner in DC when she asked him if he'd come on her show again and he said no; Madonna is as old as her new boytoy's grandmother; a lot of people lost their houses today, more tomorrow; no new manufacturing company opened today; the price of gas is still rising, and Nicolas Cage probably has another new movie coming out.
Hope this helps.
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