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I was hitting some sci fi sites, geek that I am, and I ran across The Ferengi Rules of Aquisition. It's an amazing list. Almost prescient. Change the name Ferengi to Republican and it's a virtual one for one match.
I took a little bit of time to extract the best of the list. The rules that seem to apply to the worst of the right. For the geekier... it really does help to imagine KKKarl as a ferengi. Doesn't take much of a leap either.
For your enjoyment...;p
1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2 Money is everything.
8 Small print leads to large risk.
10 Greed is eternal.
13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
17 A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between Ferengi.
19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21 Never place friendship above profit.
23 Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money.
27 There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34 War is good for business
41 Profit is its own reward.
45 Expand or die.
48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
52 Never ask when you can take.
60 Keep your lies consistent.
62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
82 The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
97 Enough... is never enough.
98 Every man has his price.
99 Trust is the biggest liability of all.
104 Faith moves mountains... of inventory.
106 There is no honor in poverty.
109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111 Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
121 Everything is for sale, even friendship.
144 There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
162 Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.
177 Know your enemies... but do business with them always.
181 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their latinum.
202 The justification for profit is profit.
211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
242 More is good. All is better.
261 A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
266 When in doubt, lie.
267 If you believe it, they believe it.
284 Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.
299 After you've exploited someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them next time.
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