Rapture Ready: "Ann Coulter helped me see the light on evoltuion!"

[Bluebear]

'I will never forget here at work my 2 coworkers were talking about how if you did not believe in evelution then you stupid. Well I actually spoke up and they just looked at me as if I had told them I was an alien. We got into a debat and was able to hold my own. At least got them to confirm that it was not proven. Even before I was a Christian I had trouble believing evolution. If you think about it, it just does not make since. Of all people Ann Coulter helped me see the light on evoltuion in one of her books.'

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=79877&page=2

[Sebastian Doyle]

1. And what did Annthraxx evolve from?

The talking snake in the Garden of Eden?

[damonm]

2. Ya just can't fix stupid.

[Lance_Boyle]

3. no, but you should get your stupids neutered or spayed. n/t

[SoCalNative]

4. Why is there never a rampaging chimpanzee around

to take out these idiots?

[last_texas_dem]

5. If Annthrax is some sort of more highly evolved life form

that we should expect to see more of, I'm hoping global warming wipes out human life on this planet really soon!

[Roland99]

6. A fine example of learning there...

'I will never forget here at work my 2 coworkers were talking about how if you did not believe in evelution (sic) then you (sic) stupid. Well I actually spoke up and they just looked at me as if I had told them I was an alien. We got into a debat (sic) and was able to hold my own. At least got them to confirm that it was not proven. Even before I was a Christian I had trouble believing evolution. If you think about it, it just does not make since. Of all people Ann Coulter helped me see the light on evoltuion (sic) in one of her books.'


Not to mention the missing punctuation.

[kimmylavin]

16. Missed one.

"it just does not make since."

Understandable... there were just so many of them. :hi:

[Roland99]

19. Oh yeah.. I did. Thanks. Blame on this cold/flu thing

:)

[Faygo Kid]

7. The wingnuts get their theology from Coulter and science from Limbaugh.

Don't know where the hell they get their spelling from.

[Roland99]

8. OMG! Look at this freak!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Acts81 View Post
If A=evolution isn't proven, then how does that lead to B=God did it.
Please cite using objective evidence, preferably peer-reviewed studies.

The burden of proof is on yourself
We have the living God that changed our lives
All you have is dusty old theories supporting your atheism.

[TomClash]

9. What is this? A selection from "My Pet Gloat?" nt

[Chiyo-chichi]

10. What's a "debat"? Did it devolve from de bat?

You stupid. It just does not make since.

:rofl:

[chaplainM]

12. I think Carly Simon has the answer you seek

"De bat he rat got wings
All de children know dat
But what I need to know from de Lord
Is how to get de wings on de cat"

[ClassWarrior]

11. "At least got them to confirm that it was not proven." Hmmm...

So that's why it's called a "theory?"

:eyes:

NGU.

[appleannie1]

13. Because Ann has not evolved to human yet?

[MineralMan]

14. That's because she's a space alien.

Truly. They're here.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. Please don't offend aliens in such a manner... she's not one of ours, either..

The Coultergeist rose up out of the slime, she was just never able to evolve any further...

[damntexdem]

15. Yeah, that evoltuion sure is hard to believe in. Even harder to pronounce.

Or did they mean evilution? ;-)

[sufrommich]

17. Another victim of home schooling. nt

[SharonAnn]

18. There's alot of that around here. Uneducated fundie parents home schooling

their children.

There ought to be a law against it.

[mzteris]

29. REMINDER: not all homeschoolers are fundie nutjobs. n/t

[Maat]

27. I'm a progressively-minded homeschooler.

I'll stack my daughter's test scores against the average kid in the conventional classroom any day.

You need to rid yourself of that bigotry.

We meet with a credentialed teacher monthly, and use a state-approved curriculum.

Kids blossom in different environments.

[mzteris]

28. are you sure about that?

Top 100 Stories of 2008 #36: Creationism Lurks in Public High Schools

One in six teachers say they believe the earth is 6,000 years old.

. . . According to the first rigorous nationwide survey of how evolution is taught in U.S public schools, as many as one in eight high school biology teachers presents creationism or intelligent design as a viable scientific alternative to evolution.

The researchers, led by Penn State political scientist Eric Plutzer, questioned nearly 1,000 teachers about their personal beliefs and the amount of class time they devoted to evolution and creationism. The results? About one in six of the surveyed teachers espoused young-earth creationist views, and most of them taught their students those views. Only 23 percent strongly agreed that evolution was a central theme in their teaching.


http://discovermagazine.com/2009/jan/036.


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http://biology.plosjournals.org/perlserv/?request=get-document&doi=10.1371%2Fjournal.pbio.0060124&ct=1

Evolution and Creationism in America's Classrooms: A National Portrait

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Let's say it again: Not ALL HOMESCHOOLER's are fundy nutjobs. . . and the DU'ers on here who do homeschool, or ARE homeschooled, really resent the knee-jerk reaction of people who don't know a damn thing about homeschooling.

[Urban Prairie]

20. "Anything Goes Any topic under the sun, and under our rules".

Our rules??

So much for anything goes.

:silly:

[ipfilter]

21. I never knew about that forum.

What a strange group. It reminds me of my wasted youth spent in pentecostal churches.

[conscious evolution]

22. oops.deleted

[ipfilter]

23. I know all about freeperville, just never saw the rapture ready forum until today.

Sadly, I grew up around a lot of the "rapture ready" types so I know them well.

[conscious evolution]

24. I gotta learn to look at links a little more closely!

[Regret My New Name]

30. That forum is amusing to read...

[Johonny]

25. evolution doesn't require his belief

it happens if he believes in it or not.